✆ / ⁇ / ✿ / & / % / $
send ✆ for a morning text !
💬 good morning sleeping beauty !!! wake the fuck up !!!💬 i hope you don’t have plans today because i’m currently in your driveway💬 i bought donut holes and if u don’t come down soon all the powdered ones will gone💬 i also got you a croissant … but i ate it already it was the last one and it looked too good 💬 :/
send ⁇ for a drunk text !
💬 ,…. i just wat ched someone ,,, 💬 spill tequila on my couch and use hendrix to clean it up💬 .. they called him mop dog💬 ok that person was mE i am ahsamed💬 he will never loo k @ me th esmae way again💬 i have failed him as an ow ner :((((((((((
send ✿ for a suggestive text !
💬 oh yeah? 💬 what are you gonna do about it?
send “&” for a loving text !
💬 not to get Emo, but i’m so glad you came back💬 ik a piece of me was missing but i didn’t know what it was💬 until you came back💬 ANYWAYS
send % for a curious text !
💬 you ever wonder what snoop dogg eats when he’s high💬 i bet he cooks up something good
send $ for an accidental text !
💬 in my defense I didn’t know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when i tossed him over it💬 wroNg person …💬 but before u ask questions no he isn’t DEAD
