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"...Citizens are advised to stay inside their homes until the authorities come to help. In other news, the rumors of "the forest cryptid" has been proven false as police caught the culprit behind recent murders of farm animals and pets-"

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Hi. I'm F### M#####, but you can call me 5More Anon.

Welcome to my blog, where I post random things about my life or some kind of entity will post it for me. Trust me, I have tried deleting those posts, it doesn't work.

You will occasionally see my sister Vee, who keeps hacking into my account, and Gasier Mask, who is... Uh... Complicated. Edit: There's also Hyde and Jekyll now... they're... even... more complicated.

I have friends! You should visit them! (If they aren't busy, that is...)

@theatremask-anon

@yourrandomanontruly

@concernedanon

Edit: @thefamedchantinganon too.

I hope they don't mind me tagging them-

MONTAGE MUSIC (Because this post will be just about 5more being hopeful and going insane):

"Okay. Maybe I'm going a bit insane, but. What if."

"HELLLOOOOO?"

"HELLOOOOOO!"

"HELLOO? HELLO HELOOO! WELLCOME TO YOUR FIRST DAY AT FREDDY FAZBEA- pffffff- why did I say that????"

"BADA BING! BADA BOOM! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, GRATE THE FOOD!"

"I. LIKE. CHEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"THE VOICES COMMAND YOU TO BUILD THEM A VESSELLLL!"

"DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!"

"Ehem, I INTRODUCE TO YOU, THE DIGITS OF PI!3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378-"

*WHEEZE*

"HOLY GOD I THINK I ALMOST DIED THERE-"

"HEY. HEY YOU. GUY IN THE VOID. I KNOW YOU'RE THERE. I KNOW. FOR SURE. YEAH. TOTALLY NOT GOING INSANE-"

"DID YOU KNOW, HORNED LIZARDS CAN SQUIRT BLOOD OUT OF THEIR EYES? IMAGINE THAT!"

"YOU GOT GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?"

"I'M IN YOUR MIND AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING. PROBABLY. I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHERE I AM ACTUALLY-"

"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?"

"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I'M BAD AT RHYMING, SPAGHETTI BOOM."

"SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME, HANDS OFF MY MACARONI-"

"IT'S TIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"ALLLLLLLL I WANTTTTTTTTT FORRRR CHRISTMASSSSSS, ISSSSZZSSZSSSSSS YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...."

"WHAT'S HEAVIER? A KILOGRAMME OF STEEL? OR A KILOGRAMME OF FEATHERS?"

"HEY FUN FACT: WHEN YOU SLEEP SPIDERS CAN CRAWL INTO YOUR MOUTH! YEAH! SO DON'T SLEEP! OR MAYBE DO! EAT SOME SPIDERS!"

"..."

"what am I doing with my life..... saying... Stupid things for attention... Maybe it won't work..."

...Oh, right. Uh. BRAIN EATING PARASITES LATCHES ON TO YOUR FACE. I THINK."

"AHRKEJIEBROSJSIEHEHIRNE GO STUPID RIIEBALRBEIBS HEKWKLSJRLDB GO CRAZY-"

"HELOOOOOORORORORO???? HELLLLPPPPP!"

"BUILD ME A VESSEL! BUILD ME A BODY! BUILD ME ONE OR ELSE YOU'LL GET SPAGHETTI IN YOUR SHOES! THAT DID NOT DUCKING RHYME."

"Dear. Storyteller. If you can hear me.

I am stealing your style, again.

Your not so random anon truly,

5more Anon."

"Is the floor edible?"

*Nom.*

"Update, no it is not."

"RA RA RASPUTIN! RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE! THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE! RA RA RASPUTIN! LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN! THEY WANT HIM GONE, SO THEY SHOT HIM TILL HE'S DEAD!"

"Limbo sucks."

*Tries to rap but fails.* "...damn."

"There are zombies, on your laaaawwwnnnn."

"Fun Fact! Everything is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough."

"one sheep. Two dogs. Three chickens. Four sunglasses. Five turtles. Ooo look a cow!"

"I.NEED.WATTWEEEERR..."

"...Still nothing back..."

"..."

"Hey there, you freaks!!!"

What?

"Yeah! I'm talking to you two!"

Hey! You can't talk to my sister like that!

"Oh! Is the swordsboy getting defensive now? What are you going to do? Hit us with your toy?"

Hey! That's rude!

"And here comes the princess! Didn't you get your hair glued together?"

I- You-!

"Hahahaha! And what's this?"

No-! That's my-

"A necklace? I'll be taking that!"

*The sound of something being thrown into the trashcan.*

You fucking-!

"Oh? Is the teacher's pet getting mad? What are you going to d-"

*Very, very loud sound of a hand hitting someone face. Followed by another one. And another. And now it just sounds like a kid getting beat up and everyone screaming.*

"Mark! You're here!"

"Yeah yeah... Can't miss your children's baptism, can I?"

"Yeah... I'm glad you weren't late this time."

"And I brought gifts!"

"...How many...?"

"A lot, Lucy. That's all you need to know."

"...You don't have to do that, you know?"

"Still gonna do it anyway."

"...So how am I going to get in now? I'm a demon and demons can't..."

"Oh, right. This one... Is not really sacred."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah. That's why they didn't charge me anything! I have blackmail!"

"That's... Oh my god, Im a bad influence, aren't I?"

"Always have been and always will be."

"...So... My kids... One of them is... A demon, right?"

"...How did you figure..."

"I made a deal with you. And usually deals have... Y'know. A twist."

"I know you can't make a deal not have a twist. So I figured there must be one."

"And when one of the twins was-"

"Yeah yeah, I get it, you hate me-"

"No no no! It's fine! Really! I'm just... Surprised you didn't tell me."

"It's in the fine print, Lucy."

*The sound of Mark trying not to laugh.*

"...Ah, right. The fine print. Always like that with you demons."

*The sound of Lucy elbowing Mark.*

"Ow! That hurt!"

*Mark said in a mocking tone, before both of them bursts into laughter. Then the laughter died down.*

"...So, you ready to go in?"

"Yep. You too?"

"Of course. Besides... We're going to be late if we keep laughing out here."

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"..."

"Don't even say anything."

"...But-"

"I SAID SHUT UP!"

*Silence...*

"...Why do you hate me so much?"

"...why...? why? Why? Why? Why?! WHY?!"

"YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU FUCKING BRAT?!"

"BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST A CHEAP. FUCKING. IMITATION. OF MY GODSON!"

*A long pause.*

"...Wh... What?"

"YOU HEARD ME! AN IMITATION OF THE KID WHO DIED IN THE FIRE!"

"I WARNED YOUR MOTHER AGAINST BRINGING HIM BACK BUT NOOOOOOOO, SHE JUST HAD TO DO IT! SOLD HER SOUL OF FOR SOME- SOME DEMONIC BASTARD JUST TO GET A RIPOFF BACK!"

"SHE TOOK MY SOUL TO POWER THE MACHINES! RIPPED IT APART AND USED IT LIKE BATTERIES! USED ME LIKE A TOOL!"

"AND I HATE YOU FOR THAT LOOK OF YOURS. THAT VOICE OF YOURS. THAT FACE OF YOURS. THOSE EYES. EVERYTHING! YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE HIM! I HATE IT! I HATE YOU!"

"B- But I didn't do-"

"THAT'S THE PROBLEM, IDIOT! I HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE! BUT YOU DON'T CONTROL THAT, DO YOU?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS! YET I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!"

I... Is... Everything... Fine?

...Where... Am I?

...

...Theatre. Masky? Lecci?!

Why's... Everything so... Bright?

Masky? Lecci? Storyteller? Muffle? Anyone?

I- I thought. The sky was blue? I-

I was in a forest and- and-

Before that- I- I saw-

That- That demon kill- Oh god- Oh god-

Di- Did I get- no- wait, I didn't get caught-

I- I- What did I do- What did I...

... I... I fought back and then- then I-

I got the mask and then-

And... Then...

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