Jun 16, 2015
THE TIME IS NOW
LOYAL FOLLOWERS AND FANS AND SOCIAL-JUSTICE WARRIORS, CCB IS NOW HIRING A NEW WOMEN’S WORKER:
NOW IS THE TIME TO VOTE 4 GUY (I THINK).
BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE, LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD. HERE ARE ALL THE STEPS YOU CAN FOLLOW TO MAKE A LITTLE BOY’S DREAM A REALITY OF BEING THE GREATEST WOMEN’S WORKER THE CHURCH HAS EVER SEEN.
THIS IS WHY GUY’S RUNNING AND THIS IS WHAT OTHER WOMEN’S WORKERS THINK OF GUY (HINT: EVERYBODY LOVES HIM, OBVS) AND THIS IS HOW TO ASK GUY A QUESTION*.
* REQUIRES A TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND A FIRST EDITION COPY OF GUY LOGAN: THE AUDACITY OF HOPE, AVAILABLE AT AMAZON OR FREE WITH YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF HELLO FRESH, PROUD SPONSOR OF BALHAM HOUSEWIVES.
