Sitting back down at the table, Akaashi’s eyes lingered on the bag Kuroo brought before going back to typing. Kuroo pulled out the food he’d gotten for Akaashi and pushed it toward him.

Akaashi stopped typing and raised an eyebrow at Kuroo.

Shit. What’s the sign for hungry again?

“Uh. You. Your.” Kuroo looking around trying to remember. Coming up blank, he settles on pointing to his stomach then forming one hand into a paw shape and swiped it down while mouthing “rawr”.

“Pfft.” Akaashi tries to hold back laughter, but fails. He ends up snorting and letting out a few silent chuckles. “How much?”

Chemlord=Kuroo and Kat-Ken=Kenma

[Chemlord]: How many times do you think the library bathroom gets fucked in a day?

[Chemlord]: just on this floor alone

[Kat-Ken]: I thought the purpose of staying at the library was to study?

[Chemlord]: …… yesh…..

[Chemlord]: anyway……

[Chemlord]: I bet it high. At least 9 times a day.

[Chemlord]: More when its finals.

[Chemlord]: Like 20.

[Chemlord]: wait

[Chemlord]: do we count all forms of sex for this?

[Chemlord]: cause if blow jobs count….

[Chemlord]: we’d have to close university bathrooms forever

[Chemlord]: or put out a red light

[Kat-Ken]: I don’t really know or care

[Kat-Ken]: why do you?

[Chemlord]: I’m bored

[Chemlord]: *valley girl voice* studying is hard

Still playing their game, they mumbled, “You just now realized I was signing earlier? Is your brain really that small?”.

Kuroo scrunched up his face in annoyance before letting his body fall face-first across Kenma and letting his dead weight lay on them.

“Get off!” They huffed.

“Nope. Can’t do that. My tiny brain doesn’t understand how. Too complex.” Kuroo buried his face in-between the cushions of the back of the couch.

Kenma started to jab Kuroo violently in the ribs.

“My tiny brain doesn’t recognize pain!” Kuroo shrieked burying his head further in the couch.

I am a mole.