May 5
I love the Met Gala, not because I particularly care about celebrities, but because I love sitting down with a glass of wine and my mother and judging the absolute hell out of the attendees.
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I love the Met Gala, not because I particularly care about celebrities, but because I love sitting down with a glass of wine and my mother and judging the absolute hell out of the attendees.
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Tomodachi Life is so fun because what do you mean I can make Walter White and a Labubu bond over their shared love of day drinking lmaooo
No one told me I could have pet bugs in Skyrim omg, was I supposed to just find out about the Manic and Demented Elytra Nymphs on my own??? I would have started playing years ago if I'd known, I love having my silly little bugs so much <3
I'm beginning to think I made some kind of deal with the universe before I was born. I don't quite know what the deal was, but I suspect that it was in exchange for being the coolest and most epic and funniest and talented person of all time, I would have to fall violently ill with the flu in every single month of March in my lifetime.
There is simply no other reason why I could be sick right now
Starting a list of video games that I've accidentally broken the red cross rule of the Geneva Conventions in (specifically games where I have created the cross, not ones that had it in the game to begin with);
Minecraft
Sims 4
Cookie Run Kingdom
Cult of the Lamb (I planted flowers in the cross shape by the sick bay)
Animal Crossing New Horizons (the most recent violation)
The list may be short now, but with the way my forgetful ass is going, it will not end here
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Why did I just overhear someone at a wine tasting trying to pair their wine to their zyn flavour wtf??
As if my last Glitter Incident wasn't bad enough, guess who just spilled a full container of body glitter down their shirt? :D
Low-key, I miss 2010's era conspiracy theories. They had a sense of whimsy to them
Might fuck around and make some of my own for the funsies