#attolians

omg i apologize to everyone i’m tagging because i’m not gonna be taking this seriously at ALL xoxo

uncontinuous — hasn’t changed her url in ages which means she’s obviously reliable and dependable, especially when it comes to midam smut and talking about adam’s dick.

cotthauser — piece of trash tbh but at least he’s consistent about it xoxo. 

mrsquidgereen — sends me swedish candy, especially daim which is my gODDAMN FAVORITE, so she’s a treasure obviously.

wintryemrys — the only person i can have a conversation with that starts out with “so would bucky be able to smuggle heroin through the airport with his metal arm?”

chaobunny — probably the only person i can still talk about TVD to && also blogs a lot about bunnies which makes my dash the cuTEST PLACE EVER.

oh god this is too much pressure i don't even talk to 5 people

attolians you're basically my brain twin and i don't know how you managed to put up with me in a hotel room but it's pretty cool that you did also you're the only one and best one i can talk to about 1D also i'm starting to ramble so i'm just gonna stop bc i'm pretty sure you already know how much i love youuuu!

pangaeas KELSEY MY LOVE. you are absolutely one of the very first friends i made here on tumblr, and it's all because of jyler. you also hoarded this url for months without telling me. thanks for that. no i'm kidding, you're one of the sweetest ever and i'm so glad we're friends and met in person. just remember: it all started with jyler fucking in a storeroom in the grill.

to both of you: WE'RE ALREADY HEEEEERE.

heartdidwhisper alright so we've never ever talked, i'm pretty sure, but you're one of my favorite blogs so yeah? you love lirry loads and your fics are fantastic (i'm pretty sure i have one open right now? oops) and yeah in case you didn't know you're awesome :)

mckeymilkovich i think we've just had a very short exchange early on when i started watching shameless because your anons were causing me physical pain but that's really it. you're probably the first shameless blog i started following and you're really cool and i always love to see you posting on my dash so yeah!

when i started shipping or if i ship it: probably after the very first fic that was tomlinshaw that you sent me waaaaay back when

my thoughts: AHGJKELFJIEGFKLSJIGKEJIGOVEK

what makes me happy about them: EVERYTHING?! BANTER AND HATING EACH OTHER BUT THEY DON'T REALLY

what makes me sad about them: i'm pretty sure they don't ever interact in real life and it makes me v sad

things done in art/fic that annoy me: idk i'm usually pretty happy with most things

things i look for in art/fic: good characterization is key especially if nick is done well, and i don't know jack shit about him but his characterization is usually great

my kinks: all the things. actually.

who i’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: i mean louis has 4 other lovely boys. nick? idk liam or harry probably.

that’s not what he said last night

*gif of Liam clutching his pants*

u would

I would think since the contest is technically over you can still apply? maybe email and ask? I mean you being in the contest might get your foot in the door for the job