my wife asked first but i will give all the other mormors a random headcanon ok
Jim could be held at gunpoint and he'd never admit to enjoying cuddling but if Sebastian is sitting down or otherwise reclined Jim is pretty much always on top of him. He tells Seb it's just because he's cold but they both know it's bullshit
Jim does it sometimes but usually he doesn't bother. Too much to get done in the morning before they go to work.
who wakes up first in the morning:
Sebastian. He likes to smoke on the balcony before going on his early morning run, the irony of which Jim is always happy to point out.
who has the weird taste in music:
Jim. He likes a bit of classical but he also listens to a lot of weird, creepy underground shit that no ones heard of. Says the ambience is good for work
Sebastian. He hums really bad 90s grunge and classic rock hits when he showers after his run. Jim likes to throw shoes at the bathroom door until he stops.
Neither of them. Though Jim does enjoy a good blubbery chick flick every now and then.
who spends the most while out shopping:
Jim literally wears bespoke Gieves and Hawkes, he has cufflinks that cost more than the average person makes in a year is this even a question
Jim is the most intense, sadistic power bottom u have ever seen in ur life
my rating of the ship from 1-10:
500 don't fucking look at me this is the worst pairing of all time.