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the most unhinged tori social media au is actually async. minato posting on reddit "how do i get a girl to like me???" and getting normal advice. then months later someone is like "hey OP did you ever get your girl" and minato is like "yes! i killed 1000+ people and now she loves me"
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Here can you guys watch him he’s been driving me nuts
to be fair, async is not tori finding minato in a sewer gutter. it's the other way around. (although he's still the more murderous one, despite tori trying to murder him).
TORI is the sewer rat.........
the word "async" was in. the backrooms of all places. so then i was thinking about it today
if i were a normal and sane person, the story would just wrap up after minato and tori get together. but i'm not that type of person!!!!
so i think tori is still trekking across the continent feeling mad about ninja wars and not having a permanent home. minato would be very happy to let her live with him in konoha but she's like. a ninja village? no. no!!! but this is not an argument minato really understands bc konoha is better than everywhere else, didn't you know
tori, trying to find a new angle: but i have killed just, like, so many konoha-nin. i can't move there and expect to be safe
minato: ??? how many
tori: idk, ten?
minato:
minato: ten murders is like barely anything--
but then i think she decides konoha is trying to literally work minato to death and her decision making process is: it's probably danzo -> we can just get rid of him -> oh my boyfriend doesn't believe me? -> how can i prove i'm right -> i have to go get hanzo
tori: i'll just take down rain
minato: what are you even talking about
tori: no, shh, hold my purse
and her explanation is "yeah i was living there a while, i figured out what strings to pull to make it blow up" and minato is like hmm yeah maybe you shouldn't ever set foot in konoha...............
I think thinking about what asynchronicity would look like from the point of view of generic John KonohaNinja. Not in terms of, like, the whole plot arc overall, but just like. You are John StudiedTheReports and you have read the reports and then one day Minato actually brings her back, and you don't know what you expected but it probably wasn't this. It isn't even a plot or conspiracy or anything. She's just Like This?
ooooh yes, i think tori sounds insane on paper. a lot of people are like "no minato, this theory about a secret civilian fuinjutsu master is absurd. can't be real" and then he's obsessed with her and everyone assumes she's some seductress super babe but then he brings her home and she's not even that hot
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wait omg in async what do minato fangirls think about tori
omg they'd hate her so much and/or deny she exists
fanzine: she's obviously MANIPULATING HIM into lots and lots of terrible things!!!!! she doesn't even like him she just likes USING HIM like a sick PLAY THING
tori: hmm yeah that does sound like me. you're not concerned?
minato: (trying to hide how turned on he is) ummm no.....?
does asynch tori read minato rpf?
i think she would if it existed, although they hook up before he's MEGA famous and she has no money or stability so i don't think hunting down rpf would be a priority. she might have more time + there's more available AFTER they start actively.... whatever their version of dating is. i'd have to rotate how she feels about it a bit though. however the minato i write is very eager to please so he'd be like "does you enjoying this mEAN YOU WANT TO TRY IT?" and tori would be like "NO WHAT?? I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS" even if she thought it was hot u_u
happy new year…so it was 2 days ago..whatever
