#asuartie

Delia: Why does no one ever take me seriously when I tell them that flip flops are a TRAVESTY? They're bad for your posture, they expose your feet to bacteria and fungal infections, they make people slower and thus cause walkway and hallway traffic, their heel-strike impact is AWFUL for your body longterm and ends up causing shooting pains in a lot of people, they cause HAMMERTOE from the extra effort of lifting the shoe up with your foot, the overgripping of the toe thong leads to BUNIONS, they cause so many driving accidents and cars are DANGEROUS, and a lot of the time they're made out of toxic materials! Sorry for the aggressively long sentence but I can't be the only one that sees this, right? People are going to be wearing them again in NO time as the weather gets warmer and it just makes me sick to my stomach to think about!

Caramella: How many looks do you think I'd get if I started passing out Christmas cookies already? Because I'm just really in the mood to start making little gingerbread men and they'd be so cute all dressed up as elves and Santa!

DJ: WHY DID YOU LET ME THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LIVE WITH AIMEE ANYWAY???

Addison: The last time I saw it was during Thanksgiving break, maybe it accidentally ended up in your laundry instead of mine?

Ally: The fact that international tea day is on the same day year after year after year after year is so dull. Where's the originality in this world? We should have un-tea day just the same as we have un-birthdays, it's really more legitimate than you'd think.

Sydney: Oooh, or Write Before Christmas on Hallmark channel? That one had a lot of stories interwoven too, it was a little more fun than some of the other Hallmark movies!