*this is joke*

Aries Moon: Buy a subscription for Calm. Bring multiple lavender sprays out with you. Have a post-it note with the words: “the world does not revolve around me” in your bag ;) 

Taurus Moon: Make sure to pack jewellery for every limb on your body. Spray perfume every 15 minutes to burn people’s noses with your ‘charm’.

Gemini Moon: Buy platform shoes to show off your intelligence and assert dominance over people. Remind yourself to interrupt people when they’re talking. NEVER forget to bring paracetamol for the constant headache inducing psycho-analysis of yourself.

Cancer Moon: Bring your go-to bubble-wrap to cover yourself in when interacting with other humans. To maintain your peace, ensure you take your anger out on the world, it is nearly always their problem ;)

Leo Moon: Remember to talk really slowly to people, just to make sure they know you’re talking about. Wear fluorescent everything. The only time when you get anxious is if you self-reflect for one second - so just don’t do it! :D

Virgo Moon: People need to be reminded of the disgusting and depressing nooks and crannies of life so make sure you remind them. Also don’t ever smile during the day as it gives you crow’s feet. 

Libra Moon: Play music without headphones on your commute. Daily life is for feeling like you’ve taken 456 ecstasy pills so if you feel sad, gaslight yourself into feeling vague happiness.

Scorpio Moon: People adore being psycho-analysed at 7am so remember to stare into their soul as they talk about what type of coffee they like. Please - for the sake of humanity, take your antidepressants. 

Sagittarius Moon: Bring your travel microphone to express yourself obnoxiously during the day. People love it when you speak your mind. 

Capricorn Moon: Keep a timer for when you take a break longer than 10 minutes. Keep your peace by isolating yourself from people, and remember to think about being productive, rather than feeling your emotions when you feel sad. 

Aquarius Moon: Remind yourself of that astro-physics documentary when you get home. Definitely remind yourself that you could take over the world if you wanted to. 

Pisces Moon: You can ground yourself by imagining that everyone is out to get you, and that your clinginess is justified. Don’t forget to bring your exercise mat for that daily hot yoga session. 

Saturn is no joke!! If a person wants a life long legacy just master your saturn. Its sign, the house its in, the house lord it is, nakshatra is in,degree everything. Saturn is karmic. What you do is what you get.

( disclaimer:- i'm not justifying my failure i'm just co-relating it with astrology as per my understandings so far,, so its just a personal observation of me as this incident did changed me forever so ya i'm just sharing my 2 cents here )

Okay so from my own personal eg i've realised that ( my saturn is in 9th house cancer) "HARDWORK" is must. If i dare to go for shortcuts or get lazy or did half baked efforts. I better be prepared for the consequences of it. I remember well i used to take short cuts in my studies esp in my high school. And i suffered so much from it. I failed my pre-med entrance exam thrice. Saturn is in 9th house it delayed my higher education. Initially also i had delays ups and downs in my schooling yrs. And since its in cancer sign. Its just all messy i was way too emotional. Was in depression as i failed my exams. ( mind you my 9th house lord moon is in 10th house) so it was obvious for me to shine the most in my career/public ( i made my studies my personality ) I'm too studious and sincere student since childhood and i take my academics very srsly. But my saturn dasha started when i was in high school and it was chaos. Instead of putting more efforts i slagged off. Maybe cuz i was burnout and tw: have abusive family i was battling a lot in myself internally. Well whatever it was by god grace it ended. Luckily i got myself into dental school. Maybe i wasnt meant to be doctor. Maybe my destiny is in being as dentist. I'm happily accepting it . So as of now its all as god's plan. I've learned my lesson that i'll not get off from my duty. If i'm supposed to work then i'll do it no matter what. That time was tough infact it traumitised me sm that i have developed fear of failure what if i do all and still get nothing. Also i forgot to mention since 9th house is house of spirituality and luck mind you i wasnt much connected to god and religion before but this devastating incident changed me forever. Through this i entered into this astrology and got to know about spirituality. It made me came back to my roots. I experienced smtg miracle or i say in better words so divine that it changed me.

Not my art but my astrology attributions 💙☄️