nobody cares but universal's mistreatment of the jurassic park ip will never not make me mad.
jurassic world only gets worse every time i even think about it like-- they're like oh we gotta make a fucking nightmare animal because people are getting bored of dinosaurs. hELLO?
PEOPLE AREN'T EVEN BORED OF ACTUAL REAL ANIMALS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DINOSAUR PARK THE ONLY PLACE WITH DINOSAURS IN THE WORLD IS LOSING MONEY BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE BORED? OF? DIONSAURS????????????????
and like listen. i'm not gonna say that adding a new exhibit isnt a thing they would have done. like places add new exhbits all the time we could have had the indominus without the fucking 'the investors are bored'
then we have crisp rat and his whole thing like- dude has never trained animals. he was a fucking navy seal. what the fuck is he doing here. why is he ceasar milan of raptors. he doesn't know how to use a clicker a fundamental tool of animal training. i'll kill him with my bare hands.
AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE WHOLE 'IT'S PART RAPTOR' THING. OF COURSE IT'S PART FUCKING RAPTOR ARE YOU FUKCVINGH STUPID "IT'S PART RAPTOR IN THE PLACE WHERE WE MAKE RAPTORS" THIS IS NOT A SURPRISE.
YOU KNO WHAT WOULDVE BEEN A SURPRIOSE??? IF IT WAS PART HUMAN WHICH WOULD HAVE REFERENCED THE UNUSUED JP3 AND 4 SCRIPTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA