#asspollo

Apollo: -i need you to explain me how your arrow of true love works.

Psyche: As if we were going to tell you-!

Eros: if i do... will you let us free?...

Psyche: what?...

Apollo: deppends of what i hear...

Psyche: Eros, you can't be seripusly thinking of telling him, right-?

Eros: the arrow of true love... it works the exact opposite of the hate arrow.

Eros: it makes the target fall deeply in love with the first person the see, but there is so much to it.

Eros: there are two special conditions in order for it to work correctly.

Apollo: which conditions?

Eros: first. Each person only has ONE true love. So if the target already found theirs, the arrow wont work.

Apollo: and the second?

Eros: the arrow doesn't only make the target infatuated with the first person they see, it also makes them experience all the things the person in sight feels about them.

Eros: love... TRUE LOVE is bidirectional, so in order for the arrow to work correctly, the first person they see must be someone who loves them back...

Apollo: ...

Apollo: i litterally see no problem with that!

Apollo: i DO love Persephone, and she obviously fancies Hades just because of his wealth, so this should work nicely! *completely delusional*

Ngl, I'm loving all the terrified faces Asspollo's making in the latest episode.

AND THE FACT THAT HE GOT BEAT UP (wish it could've lasted a bit longer though 😓).

If it’s been ten years and Hebe looks like this^^^