#assliam

hey guys so this is my first follow forever and i’m not totally sure why i made one but i did. if you’re on here and we haven’t ever spoken i’ve kind of just admired your blog from a distance. a long … long …. distance.

i probably missed some people on here so i’m sorry i’m just really stupid and if you didn’t get a message don’t feel bad please i’m just a weird girl with a blog about celebrities 

also i'm 100% sure i accidentally put some urls twice 

Bella: ooOoh bella yeah i really love bella, as you probably know anyways bc you’re super cute and you talk to me lots and you’re a freak that enjoy making fun of me. idk you’re special in some way. and i like that you actually put in the effort to talk to me wow this is awkward. also we’re probably somehow connected by blood now because we like each other’s instagram pictures and once again i love you (✿◠‿◠)

Jelica: mmhmm yeah here we go hey jel (woo only i get to call you that oooo yea). so you’re in this thing because i love you so much and i still think you’re 17 so i’m still sort of scared of you but you’re really nice and you know what u get me when it comes to michael clifford and that makes me happy. u know you’re special to me when i have you as jelica stinky poo on my phone i suck at these let’s move on

Dahlia: oh hi dAHL YEAH U SEE THAT I CAN CALL HER DAHL NOBODY ELSE JUST ME MHMM. remember when i was very upset and you comforted me and we had that lovely conversation. and your blog is the epitome of perfection. plus you’re so sweet how can anyone not love you i just [bursts into random applause]

Julia: *jumps out of your bathtub faucet while you’re pooping* *smacks toilet paper out of your hand* letS TALK ABOUT JULIA AND HOW SHE’S SO COOL AND HOW I LITERALLY IGNORED ALL MY FAMILY MEMBERS ONE TIME AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE JUST TO TALK TO YOU/HER

Miki: i swear to god miki if you delete you rblog i will cry don’t you dare delete because i love you + your blog so much cmon. also good job posting porn in the malik stoners you were responsible for each and every one of my nightma(d)re(am)s.

Avery: aw you’re the best I remember the first time we spoke was when I unfollow u (stupid silly gaby) and you unfollowed back then you followed me again because u love me and guess what i love you too avery there’s lots of love to go around and i’m glad.

Sam: you're really really nice and i love your blog so much and thanks for always talking to me and keeping me updated on stuff and you're so helpful so thanks for being so great 

Jada: i hope you’re having fun in college and i miss you and wish you could talk more and rip jmaesfranco i miss it so much never forget

Ari: thank you so much for freaking out about calum hood in the group it entertains me very much. and you’re so cute aw but next time freak out about calum with me

The Heist: you guys are all the best and have all become my best friends no joke. the heist was my first group and i think it’s the best one i’m in and i love you all. we’re really lame but we somehow made everyone think we’re super cool because we overuse our tag. i can actually be myself with you guys and you won’t smack me for being annoying i fucking love you all so much i wow. how do we even make 14k posts in 4 months? let us recount a few memories. “claiming people” in the very beginning and then now basically we just talk about sex with 5sos, boys in school, and then that dog. idk what that dog is but i just know tyler started it i think and yes i love the heist that concludes my messages

wow not me wow cool