#asskick

oh everything you just said is a big fucking mcmood1) i was in the christmas spirit on november 1st 12:00:00 am so jot that the fuck down i’m ready to carol motherfucker 2) god same i’ve started taking my bigass flask either full of tea or hot cocoa in the mornings and it makes me feel marginally less death but only marginally3) hey my dearest darlingest loveliest handsomest @inspectorwired happens to be a Prestigious Engineer do u think we could both foist off our math onto them Do U Think

actually you know what youre absolutely right the really fucking ominous “have you checked the mp100 tag.........” asks take the fucking cake 

boy howdy did i ever leave you on read buddy sorry abt that i was charging Social Energy

honestly gotta say i agree, while im sure we’d get along spectacularly were we to ever allow this bud to blossom in a Private Engagement, the anon thing is kind of like. our mo. our Brand, if you will, gotta appreciate the Brand

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i’m more than annoyed,  because half the planet’s fucking decimated and overrun by rotting bodies that used to be human.  i raise my middle finger at @asskick​,  then flop back on the mattress ( i can’t call it a bed.  it’s not a bed.  it’s a pile of blankets on top of what used to be a mattress,  but it’s good enough,  just like a two-inch dick would have been good enough. )

that is. a Big Ask like i think i have one buddy ive been telling about my ocs for the maybe over a year ive known em and its still a long ongoing process lmaobut like fuck yeah if you seriously wanna uh? hear about them? i’m game to talk? what ive posted about them here has been under the ‘character works’ tag which is like. basically all of it’s from the 100 themes challenge ive been doing so idk if you wanna ask questions about any of that specifically thats chill

anyways i guess ive got three main groupings and its basically:

-corrie, leo, and kade, three kids whose canon universe is sort of generic fantasy that im working on developing, anyways theyre teenagers embroiled in politics and wars too big for them and theyre just tryna keep afloat 

-raven and andre, my Dynamic Detective Duo, very roughly originally based on a few different sherlock holmes adaptations (one of them being my dad’s lmao) but theyve developed into their own thing, anyways theyre living in modern london solving crimes and being absolute wrecks

-eli, val, and toby are new in this part of town, theyre sort of a new offshoot of a mafia au i had for corrie leo and kade but it had so much variation and development that the three of them ended up literally being incredibly different characters so i’m designating it its own thing, anyways this one’s just more a trained hitman, the daughter of a mob boss, and a graffiti artist who Didnt Want For Any Of This To Happen Holy Fuck Dude You Just Shot A Man getting gently fucked over in the game of modern organized crime

so i guess that’s a really basic rundown? i guess????