(All pictures and videos taken on my phone cuz I'm too lazy to use my computer)

Some lore accurate shenanigans of the three goons

Added Helen and Lapini ofc

Also Guy and Jeremy had a fugly child and are unfortunately fighting rn 💔 doomed yaoi

Ft. video of Tie and Stickers talking shit about Edgar

(Outdated and Incorrect rewrite planed)

Hello everyone (: and welcome to this fan Moonmite video. Today, we'll be explaining the HeadCanon Character lore and personality of asshat moonmite. Recently, I've been following around Moon mites, as you can see on my profile, and I really like Ace. Unfortunately, he doesn't have any lore yet, so I want to add some backstory, and I don't want to wait 12 months for a character sheet. Sorry, p-donkey ): Also, if you can, some of the story plots may be similar to another character, which we will not speak about yet. Anyway, let's get into it.

Disclaimer: All of this is not Canon To the Moonmite’s storyline. This was just a fun way to appreciate the character and give some lore for him. Some trigger warnings as well. 

Story 

Trisha and Keilub are roommates who decided to live together. They live in a Semi-Run down Apartment, but it was the only choice for them, considering they are poor as fuck, One day, Keilub decides to search for something online to buy, and found a black market featuring a lot of Mites being sold as pets, one of them being asshat himself. Keilub, being the (not) alpha male, Chad himself decides to buy all their savings, not knowing the genuine crazy Foreshadowing he has done. Later, one morning, asshat was finally delivered at their front doorstep. Being encased in an empty soda bottle, for some reason, Trisha was furious that his roommate spent all their bill money on an animal they could get arrested for. Trisha and Keilub argue for a while until finally settling their differences, only to raise it since it was the only thing they could do after all. Thinking it will die in a few months due to their really bad Animal handling skills, but thankfully, it would end up growing into a brute neoteny. (I may be wrong, but I don't know) However, one day, Asshat got up on his own two legs, walked up into the kitchen, and started talking in full English. Obviously, both of them freaked Fuck out. After a few minutes of thinking, they decided to throw it into the Wilderness and make it starve to death. Or keep it with the risk of the government finding out and experimenting on him. Obviously, they chose the second option, keeping him. A few months (or years) later, he became the person that you can see today. 

Personality 

Asshat mostly has the personality of Ted, but also has some Portions Of Roderick from Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Meow from Space Dandy. 

HeadCannon Fun little facts 

 Asshat is very chronically online. Being on this phone a lot. Even when he does get off it, he mostly just eats, and that's it.