#assbrain

The Lion and the Fox went hunting together. The Lion, on the advice of the Fox, sent a message to the Ass, proposing to make an alliance between their two families. The Ass came to the place of meeting, overjoyed at the prospect of a royal alliance. But when he came there the Lion simply pounced on the Ass, and said to the Fox: "Here is our dinner for to-day. Watch you here while I go and have a nap. Woe betide you if you touch my prey." The Lion went away and the Fox waited; but finding that his master did not return, ventured to take out the brains of the Ass and ate them up. When the Lion came back he soon noticed the absence of the brains, and asked the Fox in a terrible voice: "What have you done with the brains?"

"Brains, your Majesty! it had none, or it would never have fallen into your trap."

I am a Canadian, but I hope to high hell that Rick Santorum isn't elected as your president.

Because that would suck.

Because he sucks.

I would make a "sucking dick" joke here, but it's already been done.

DONE IN THE ASS.

Anyways, he's a douchebag and you shouldn't vote for him. You should throw rocks at his face or release crickets into his walls or let the air out of his tires instead. 

Sincerely,