#ass elf

[Verse 1]

I've never seen an ass elf in the flesh

I shield both my eyes when I text during

school

And I'm not proud of my selfie,

I post it anyway, blushing furiously

But every fic's like coke fic, lonk

fic, sinnin' in the bedroom.

Food play, break glass, kinkshame a whole country,

We don't care, we’re gaining creative writing skills.

But everybody's like Daniel, Philip,

youtube on your dashboard.

Liveshows, llamas, lions on your bedside.

We don't care, we are too deep in your

love affair.

And we'll always be phangirls (phangirls).

It is in all our blood,

Casual trash just ain't for us.

We crave a different kind of buzz.

Let me be your ruler (ruler),

We all hail the ass elf

Smol childs all hail, all hail, all hail,

all hail.

Bow down automatically.

[Verse 2]

My friends and I—we've cracked the fic.

We count our ship names on the walk to the corner.

And we hope no one we know finds out about this,

They would be scarred for life.

But every fic's like coke fic, lonk

fic, sinnin' in the bedroom.

Food play, break glass, kinkshame a whole country,

We don't care, we’re gaining creative writing skills.

But everybody's like Daniel, Philip,

youtube on your dashboard.

Liveshows, llamas, lions on your bedside.

We don't care, we are too deep in your

love affair.

And we'll always be phangirls (phangirls).

It is in all our blood,

Casual trash just ain't for us.

We crave a different kind of buzz.

Let me be your ruler (ruler),

We all hail the ass elf

Smol childs all hail, all hail, all hail,

all hail.

Bow down automatically.

Ooh ooh oh

We're bigger than we ever dreamed,

And I'm in love with being queen.

Ooh ooh oh

Life is great without a care

We are too deep in your love affair.

And we'll always be phangirls (phangirls).

It is in all our blood,

Casual trash just ain't for us.

We crave a different kind of buzz

Let me be your ruler (ruler),

We all hail the ass elf

Smol childs all hail, all hail, all hail,

all hail.