#aspdfialsf

Hi my name is Ferid Bathory and I have silver-gray hair that reaches my lower back and glowing scarlet eyes like anemic blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Marilyn Monroe (AN: if u don't know who they are get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Elizabeth Bathory but I wish I was because they're a major fucking hottie. I have palest of white skin. I'm also a Vampire, and I devise master plans in Sanguinem where I'm the seventh progenitor and second most powerful person (I'm 2,000 something). I'm a fabulous trash (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly white. I love Versace and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a totally not plain white shirt and super fancy vest and tight white pants, fabulous cape that does NOT make me look like a sheet OR a cicada and patent leather thigh-highs. I was wearing shiny fuchsia diamond earrings. I was walking outside Osaka Bay. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Livestock stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. "Hey Ferid Bathory!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Crowley Eusford !