#asmodeus irl

Me: "I must be so annoying to you Asmodeus..."

Asmodeus: *Cue shattering sound effect, music goes silent. He slowly turns to look at me like I just said the most blasphemous thing in the world*

Me: *Nervous laughter. I stop crying, not even wanting to feel insecure anymore* "I take it back, I take it back. I know you love me 😅"

Asmodeus: "👁️👁️..."

Me: "I love you, I know you love me too 😌"

Asmodeus: *slowly untenses and goes back to cuddling me, basically going "mhm" silently*

I don't know how to imitate the sound I felt but it was like one of those creepy YouTube videos that sound like a violin being dragged across?

He was basically like