why do you hate awake you so much?
He's just so boring and bland and quite stupid if you ask me, he doesn't have any dreams or aspirations and is such a conformist, like literally the other day some of his "friends" dared him to keep a firework on his hand while lit, fortunately he had been sitting on his own hand and it fell asleep and I could take control of it for a moment, so I yeeted the firework as far as I could. He thought it was a spasm, so he doesn't suspect it was me.
He's also straight (or at least he thinks he is) while I know the truth we're actually gay.













