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Yeah, sure. Here's the phone number of my evil ex-girlfriend's twin sister that I was actually dating and never knew about and then she assisted in Misty's murder but with good intentions and she lives all the way in the mountains as a SISTER and where there is TOTALLY fantastic phone service so you can her everyday. (1-800-LeavemealoneasIreminisceonhowmessedupmylifeis.)
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(I'm more bothered by the fact that this mail was sent in the Easter season. Geeez, we are horrible at updating this blog.) (I blame my nonexistant clients. ..... Okay anyways... I'll just let Maya burst into this conversation and object in 3... 2.. 1..)
Do anything, you say? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? That's the first thing you want to talk about? (No lightning speed rejection? That's ridiculous!) Well, yeah cause anything would mean burgers, right? So you're just going to completely ignore this whole letter's purpose? Well what do you want to say? (Other than the things I've said about a million times over.) "AHH. NO. NICK AND ME? THAT'S GROSS!" or maybe.. "NICK'S TOO OLD. I DON'T WANT OLD MAN SMELL ON ME."
!! I was just trying to save your feelings, but okay. OKAAY. If that's how you want to work. (Lawyers.)
Oh... hello there, miss. It's re-re-really nice to see you again. (I was sure you were bored of me by now!) But truthfully, don't you think two people should get to know each other before even diving into the marriage topic? (A name at least..?) You are so bad at stalling, Nick! I swear.
Oh goodness... Cute? Me? (Omochikaeri? What kind of catch phrase is that? .............. Burgers would really be nice (w)right now.) Don't you mean AWESOME?
Mystic Maya! You know you are very cute! Especially to Mr. Nick! Speaking of Nick.. HEY NICK! I HAVE ANOTHER KIDNAPPING THREAT IN THE MAIL!! Just put them besides the rest of them, Maya.
*Sigh*
*Clicks spell check* Well there was this one time...
WHAT!? Actually, I was just testing that phrase out. (I saw it on the T.V. once! It always gets two love birds standing next to each other, screaming at the top of their lungs.) I guess it worked! The two ARE closer now! Literally! But they seem a little more angry than anything else... Whoops.
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Well thanks for rubbing it in, pal. Actually, Nick, I had just seen one walk through the door when--
You exploded with rage over an Ultra Rare Steel Samurai Card.
Oh.
Say, Gumshoe! Want to go out to eat while Nick simmers down? He'll pay of course.
(Pays for ALL the meals.)
Ahhhh!! No. NO. I did no such thin-- MAYA. STAY BAAC-- *Screen shakes* YOU DID WHAT!? HOW COULD YOU, NICK! You know how hard it is to get one of those!? And you just had to go trade it to the enemy. (Penny and I are Steel Samurai Card rivals to the death!) How would I have know--
!!
I-I mean, if I had any cards, I wouldn't have known!
You stink at bluffing, Nick. How did you become a lawyer again?
Ngggggggggggh.
((FANDOM, I'M HOOOOOOOOOOME~ ....
AND LOOK THERE ARE MESSAGES ALL THE WAY FROM EASTER SITTING IN MY BOX.))
No one loves me.
