#askwhitney

Feb 5, 2016

Dear Monster Jam truck rally tv commercial, if kids tickets are always half-off, aren’t those just kids’ prices?

How many times do they rhyme “time” with “time” in the song “One Moment In Time” #askWhitney

That moment when you think your TVs broken because the house is quiet then you remember you turned it off #Millenials

Turns out the “Black People’s House” smell I’ve known my whole life is just cooked greens and Nag Champa incense

You know what's overkill? Probiotic bran muffins. #doublejeopardy

Good luck with the weekend, everybody

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Not Hiring: Part 13

So we went to the bakery in Redmond where Valve found the original cake they then modeled for Portal.

And we brought these guys along with us.

Tsun GLaDOS is tsun, excite Whitney is excite. I guess Wheatie is excite too. And VLaDOS...is VLaDOS.

Whitney is not a fan of the rest of the party.

Neither is she a fan of getting eaten.

BUT THEN THERE WAS CAKE.

"I-It's not like I baked it for you or anything."

Wheatie approves of the carnage.

Seriously, it was the most delicious cake.