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Edd dabs before falling on his face

tumblr whYYYYYYYYY i didn’t even reblog that post today, that was like yesterday 

who proposed: bobbi 

how they proposed: a ring in a test tube and jemma accepted while pointing out how potentially dangerous that was and foolish because jemma almost just went ahead and used it, really bobbi

who stressed more over wedding planning: oh, jemma, for sure. everything has to be perfect, but not in a bridezilla way. in a scientifically precise way. but how do you quatify the right amount of flowers for a wedding??? THERE’S NO FORMULA FOR THAT! bobbi, who has handled a wedding before sort of, is like girl, breathe. it will be perfect because it will be our wedding and you are beautiful and i love you. 

who had the wildest bachelor(ette) party: it would seem like it would be bobbi, bc she and mack are long time party bro friends, but they have a comfortably friendly, medium-sized party time. it’s skye and jemma who manage to wake up the next morning with hangovers and regrets.

who freaked out before the wedding: bobbi, though she tried to hide it from jemma. is she really doing this again? what if it turns out that everything gets ruined like with hunter? but mack reminds her that jemma, unlike hunter, is not a piece of shit human being when it comes to relationships.

best man/maid of honor: UM OBVI SKYE AND MACK

where they got married: they couldn’t decide -- the states? the UK for jemma’s family? -- and ultimately did wind up in the UK, part of a capitulation for jemma’s parents, and jemma’s kind of nervous weird about it bc she WAS ON AN ALIEN PLANET and shield is so dangerous and she’s giving her family this seemingly normal domestic thing except probably as soon as they get back from their honeymoon there will be dangerous missions waiting for them. bobbi and skye do their best to reassure her, but ultimately coulson is the one who can ground her again.

if/what they wrote in their vows: simmons uses science as a frame for her vows, and bobbi uses anecdotes 

who cried at the wedding: skye and coulson, both sharing the packet of tissues that mack brought 

which song they had their first dance to: bobbi just really wanted to reenact the final dance scene from dirty dancing. they practiced the lift for months.

where they went on their honeymoon: their honeymoon is interrupted by a Sudden Important Mission, but after that’s over they regroup and go chill out on an island somewhere

i have NOT seen horatio hornblower or ever read anything about it ever so after having read most of a ship manifesto, hERE WE GO:

who proposed: archie, in a pique of emotion

how they proposed: well, he had this whole plan: dinner, alone, maybe some candlelight, def some suave words, gently holding horatio’s hand, looking into his eyes, etc. instead, they’re totally drenched, breathing hard, trying to deal with the aftermath of a storm that’s mostly passed. and archie’s just like FUCK IT THE TIME IS NOW I WANT YOU FOREVER and he’s fumbling a lot and horatio puts his hand on his shoulder and leans in close, and it turns out HE’S the one with the suave proposal moves

who stressed more over wedding planning: archie just has all these IDEAS and they just aren’t FEASIBLE where are they going to find all these flowers they’re at fucking sea archie you must come at this practically. basically it’s horatio who’s stressed trying to make it into a workable event

who had the wildest bachelor(ette) party: um, clearly archie bc from what i’ve read horatio probs just reads a book by himself

who freaked out before the wedding: definitely archie

best man/maid of honor: the ship manifesto mentioned someone named lt. bush so. lt. bush.

where they got married: obviously on board their ship. they had a rose and jack moment afterward

if/what they wrote in their vows: horatio’s is plain-language facts about his emotions, but his vows end up getting more intense as he starts to lose some of his emotional composure and he ends on a confused emotional note. archie is all hand grabby and tearful and can’t stop smiling.

who cried at the wedding: just archie

which song they had their first dance to: of course it’s “beyond the sea”

where they went on their honeymoon: they’re already on a cruise god guys what more do they want