Liesss Tom wears garters and lacey undies. we know this.
Tom: I would be very careful with what you say. Don’t want to end up like Myrtle, would you?
Harry: Come on Tom. It’s just a bit of fun.
Tom: It is not funny when they are trying to slander my name. Those who do will pay a very heavy price.
Harry: It’s still funny! Please, do express caution though, Tom doesn’t have a sense of humour.
Tom: That’s not true either.
Harry: Whatever, Tom. Just stop threatening people when they are trying to have fun! Don’t just storm off-
Tom: I have a meeting to go to. I’m no child Harry.
Harry: In truth though he doesn’t, but he does wear silk underwear. Well, silk like. I don’t know if they are actually silk, but they feel like it, and he has expensive tastes, so I wouldn’t be entirely surprised. I just know that they are soft, smooth, expensive and don’t have a tag. You know what I think there’s a pair around here somewhere.
Harry: …Actually… i think you were right as well! THIS IS GREAT!
