#askthewives

shitty little doodle but i think its kinda cute🤷‍♀️

Catherine of Aragon: She is in a way the heiress of Anne’s husband-stealing tradition, but agreeable to talk to and pretty enough to attract Henry’s wandering eye. She seems less enticing than her predecessor, however, and I can only suppose it is so because a man that tastes an exotic dish of not prepared to it’s spices will undoubtedly resort to plain bread afterwards.

Anne Boleyn: I don’t talk about the wench.

Anne of Cleves: I wouldn’t know much about her, since she doesn’t join our group reunions to talk about our lives and how we have been after the marriage very often. She doesn’t like when Anne starts ranting about how much of a dick he is, and sometimes Anne will also rant about how much of a bitch Jane is, so perhaps that adds to it as well. A drunk Anne can have quite the sharp tongue. She seems like a nice girl, though a bit dull and very much convinced she’s the most righteous woman in the world.

Katherine Howard: Cousin Anne and her are mortal enemies in a way, even though they never talk a word about the other unless encouraged to do so (what you did, lovely Anon, but not quite enough to get her to rant). Jane seems like, with all honesty, an arrogant woman and though many people have called me foolish and empty headed, I think that applies more to her than me if she thought she could keep Henry entertained for long, being the way she is.

Would I kiss them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!

Would I date them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no! 

Are they important to me?

The most important! | Very important! | They’re my friend. | They’re my acquaintance. | I know them. | I don’t know them. | I hate them.

How far would i go for them?

I’d die for them! | I’d take a bullet for them! | I’d do what i could. | I’d make an effort. | I’d try. | I wouldn’t go to the corner store for them. | I wouldn’t get off my couch for them.

Would i help them in their time of need?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!

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In a plane back to Spain with only a handbag to her.

Anne: “Be kind to me, will you, Cat?”

Catherine, pushing the woman away: “Out, Anne, this is ask is mine.”

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Would i kiss them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. |No. | Heck no!

Would i date them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No. | Heck no!

Are they important to me?

The most important! | Very important! | They’re my friend. | They’re my acquaintance. | I know them. | I don’t know them. | I hate them.

How far would i go for them?

I’d die for them! | I’d take a bullet for them! | I’d do what i could. | I’d make an effort. | I’d try. | I wouldn’t go to the corner store for them. | I wouldn’t get off my couch for them.

Would i help them in their time of need?

Anne: RE V  E  N G E ! You will see, my dear cat that I’m a way more dedicated friend.

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Would i kiss them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh… | No. | Heck no!

Would i date them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No. | Heck no!

Are they important to me?

The most important! | Very important! | They’re my friend. | They’re my acquaintance. | I know them. | I don’t know them. | I hate them.

How far would i go for them?

I’d die for them! | I’d take a bullet for them! | I’d do what I could. | I’d make an effort. | I’d try. | I wouldn’t go to the corner store for them. | I wouldn’t get off my couch for them.

Would i help them in their time of need?

Anne, leaning over the computer: “A game with five questions? And this ridiculous broad of answers?” Looks over her shoulder to Kitty. “Do you really think this will remotely measure my feelings about anything? ONe of the answer options is ‘Heck yeah’. I would never say that in my life!’”

Kitty, tugging at her shirt with puppy dog eyes: “Oh, please, Anne!”

Anne Boleyn, from the other room: “Just take the fucking test, Cleves, you can argue about the futile aspect of it afterwards!”

Cleves, scoffs, mumbling under her breath a very moody: “Very well.”

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Would I kiss them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!

Would I date them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no! 

Are they important to me?

The most important! | Very important! | They’re my friend. | They’re my acquaintance. | I know them. | I don’t know them. | I hate them.

How far would i go for them?

I’d die for them! | I’d take a bullet for them! | I’d do what i could. | I’d make an effort. | I’d try. | I wouldn’t go to the corner store for them. | I wouldn’t get off my couch for them.

Would i help them in their time of need?