#askthewah

"Usually someone finds out somehow and comes by and tries to feed me soup, but I’ll try sleeping it off most of the time. Waluigi’s gotta take care of himself when he’s sick, otherwise he can’t beat up bozo’s right when he gets better.”

(( When they first broke up it was a bit awkward that much was for certain I mean he confessed his love for another woman and she just let him go in pursuit of that love. But he was the only person she really knew at the time and decided sticking with him was her best option. She doesn’t regret it in the least. They are beyond close, somewhere between siblings and best friends they enjoy each other’s company and other times the other’s color obsession drives the other up the wall. But they wouldn’t change a thing about each other.))

“WHY WOULD YOU WANNA HAVE ANYTHING OFF-A THAT STINKIN’ LOSER?? AND HOW COME PEOPLE KEEP COMPARING HIM TO-A WALUIGI?? HE AIN’T NOTHING LIKE ME! QUIT SAYING I LOOK LIKE HIM! OR TALK LIKE HIM! OR AM HIM! WALUIGI IS WALUIGI AND HECK NO I AIN’T BLESSIN’ YOU UNDER THAT FOOL I CAN DO IT MYSELF UNDER WALUIGI’S NAME BUT NOT RIGHT NOW IM MAD!!!”

“Waluigi recommends they change up the franchise to this wah and that game.”

(Definitely beats wearing lousy green if you ask-a me.)

“.......you know Waluigi couldn’t even tell ya’. My sense of-a smell kicked the bucket the moment I met-a Wario. I mean, I don’t-a think so???? But I don’t-a know how much of my bro’s-a stank sticks on me.”