#askthescotdetective

“--- ---pint, that is.”

I…may’ve thought about, y’know, er, playin’ games. You’re the copper and m’the criminal sort’f games. ‘Cos the handcuffs and, s’just— when you get all confident an’ bossy and, em, authoritative and all that. I…like it. A lot. S’only thoughts, though! An’ I know you don’t do tha’ sort’f thing because it’s your job and I get that. Totally understand! So, um… [why is she telling him any of this in the first place if she knows he isn’t exactly going to jump at the chance to roleplay cop and robber with her? that’s the real question. the world may never know.]