#askthehoengods

They hoped she was nice.

"Oh my goodness!" Kyogre went straight over to Konai, looking immensely curious at the other God of the Sea, "apologies for the excitement, it's just... I've never met another Kyogre before now!" they smiled brightly at him.

"I call myself Ky, as I like my name as is," they bowed to the other legend, a bright smile on their face, "you were introduced as 'Konai', correct? It's truly a pleasure to meet you. I'd love to chat with you a bit. Your own Groudon..." they looked over at the huge woman, "I am curious of the relationship between you two. Is it one like I once had with my own, or is it kinder?"

Konai: "Like da' bitch fucked up my nose! It was normal once! ONCE! I absolutely hate dat woman! I only pu' up wi' her 'cause it's my fuckin' job!"

Kyurem wasn't exactly used to the concept of an Arceus getting married. He knew of Gladius hooking up with one, but that was another Universe that was also, to his opinion? Weird.

Seems as though this one was just as odd.

"So, you're the one who sent the invites out, huh?" he offered, sipping his drink (Long Island Iced Tea) and looking neutral. He bowed his head lightly to the pair as a show of respect, but otherwise, he looked between the pair and could tell they were of different Universes.

"Question for you both - how do you maintain a marriage even though you two are from different Universes? I didn't realise Voidspace carried mail."

At least not in his experience.

Abbadon: "Ahem, right." The Arceus said while he straightened up to face the Kyruem that addressed him, "Yes I was the one who opened up an invitation to my universe." Narcissa: "As for our marriage...well we can't say it's been easy. All relationships require dedication and work to keep them healthy. It truly is just unfortunate circumstances keeping us apart."

Abbadon: "And you are correct that the void doesn't exactly carry mail. But the messengers you know as Shaymin, certainly do. How do you think my invitations went out?"

Narcissa: "We are also able to communicate through his Psychic plate to my Arc ring telepathically to an extent. It requires us to be in the same plane of existence but so long as we stand on our universe's islands in the void we are both still maintaining our worlds and on the same plane for that link to work. We still talk to each other as much as we can. And I do my best to visit when I can."

Abbadon: "Besides this arrangement is only temporary and I have enough love for my wife to wait for her to be able to return fully. However, how did you manage to sneak by to visit?"

Narcissa: "OH! That does remind me. You are going to owe your sister a favor for sparring her husband to cover my station."

Abbadon merely gave a disgruntled sigh at the notion but continued to pepper her cheek with kisses.

"YOU'RE A GROUDON!" A statement, "YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE EVER SEEN, OTHER THAN ME!" He laughed happily, "SO, HOW MANY MOUNTAINS HAVE YOU BENCH PRESSED IN YOUR FREE TIME? DO YOU LIKE SWIMMING IN LAVA? HOW'D YOU FEEL ABOUT ROCKS? GOT A FAVOURITE ONE? DID YOU KICK YOUR KYOGRE'S ASS? I LOST BUT-" He looked over at Kyogre spotting Konai and looking just as delighted.

"DO YOU LIKE TO FIGHT? WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE BATTLE STYLE? I KNOW IT'S A FANCY BALL SO... WANNA ARM WRESTLE?"

"I'M SO EXCITED I'M QUAKING!!!!! FEEL THIS MOUNTAIN SHAKE WITH THE SOUND OF THE IMPOSING AND GORGEOUS VOICE OF THE GREAT GODDESS GLORIA!!!!"

"AND SCREW THE FACT ITS A FANCY BALL! WE ARE GROUDON THIS IS WHO AND WHAT WE ARE! ANYWHO DARE THINK WE SHOULDN'T BE HAVING A FULL BRAWL AT THIS STUFFY PARTY JUST WANTS TO RAIN ON OUR PARADE!"

"AND ARM WRESTLING?! I'D LOVE TO!! BUT WHY STOP AT THAT?! GIVE ME THE WHOLE PACKAGE AND CHALLENGE ME TO A GOOD OLD FASHION FIGHT! WHERE IS THE FUN IF WE DON'T THROW OUR WEIGHT AROUND!?"