Wassup, my swagalicious meatballs. It’s TARTAR IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!
[DISABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE]
As you all know, I am Commander Tartar, creation of the great and brilliant professor before my world’s humanity was wiped out. I have discovered this… "Tumblr" website, and discovered humans were on it! So now, I, TarTar, am opening an ask blog on this site.

















