My moment has come, thank you, anon!

Okay, here are my personal headcanons for our favorite little puppet salesman!

Lee:

- Don't let his puppet-like exterior fool you. I imagine his body is actually plush like one of those soft dolls. He's literally ticklish everywhere. - Worst spot would most likely be his squishy tummy. - He has toes with little ball joints like his hands. Also extremely ticklish. He will panic if a you go near his feet. - Pretty much every method and tool works on him. Feathers though? They are the worst. He's super feather sensitive. - Teasing will have him blushing, yet also cussing you out because damn it, he's a grown man (puppet). How dare you baby talk him like that! No way will such a childish thing wreck him. And yet... it does anyway. - If his arms are not restrained in any way, he will bang his fists on any surface during tickles. - He will swear up a storm when somebody starts tickling him. Major potty mouth. Might be an act to put anyone off from doing such a thing to him. - Sometimes during the "begging for mercy" stage, he'll strike a deal with his ler stop. - If he finds out that a close friend or romantic partner likes tickling, he will sometimes tease them about it. Usually in the form of playfully stretching, casually using related words in conversation, putting his feet up in front of them, etc. Of course he instantly regrets doing so when they take the bait and tickle his lights out. - Sometimes even mentioning the word "tickle" gets him twitching. - His laughter can glitch out a lot if he's tickled for a while. - If you offer to pay him kromer in exchange for tickles, he'll most likely judge you then attempt to run. - Strange tickle spot: his nose. Yeah tickling under it will have him sneeze, obviously. Try tickling the upper side though? Soft giggles and blushing galore. - While he'll never admit it, Spamton sometimes enjoys tickling due to being touch starved.

Ler:

- He's mostly a playful ler, but can be merciless if pushed. - Enjoys the bargaining stage of a tickle session. Want him to stop? How much money are you willing to part with in exchange, hmm? - One method he uses to bring a potential target down is to tickle the back of their knees. That'll teach you for poking fun at his height. - His verbal teasing often gets broken up by his vocal ticks. Usually it makes it harder to take his threats more seriously. If you make fun of that, then prepare for zero mercy. - Enjoys the power trip of being a ler a little too much sometimes. - You know that attack where he spits out mini Spamtons? Yeah, he'll have them tickle a target if they're not careful. - Is prone to giving up the chase if a lee runs. He has short legs, give him a break. ): - Loves it when a lee compliments him in a vain effort to get him to stop. He'll keep tickling anyway, but do please continue to feed his ego. - He's not a fan of using tools to tickle. His tiny fingers are more than enough. - Prefers to tickle tummies, but honestly, any spot he can reach is also fine. - He's so the type to play "this little piggy" if given the chance. - If you press F1 while he's tickling you, a tiny angel Spamton will appear... then tickle you with it's wings. - He's very awkward when it comes the the aftercare stage. Mainly he has no clue what to do, so will instead just babble on about sales as you lay there catching your breath.

I honestly think NEO Spamton gets neglected compared to his original form. Nobody is brave enough to tickle a giant man, which makes sense. You'd probably get crushed- but as a determined ler, I ain't no quitter!

Lee: - Since his armor only covers his arms and chest, everywhere else that is exposed is free game. However, the spots covered are actually more sensitive, so if you manage to get those off, he's screwed. - Wings are ticklish. Don't ask how, they just are. - His worst unprotected spots in this form is his neck and back. Worst protected spot are his feet, but good luck getting those massive boots off. - If you do get to those (stupidly massive) feet, aim for the arches. Be sure to cover your ears if you do, his screams will be deafening. - His potty mouth has somehow gotten worse. This time he may resort to personal insults, so make sure you keep him laughing to avoid hurt feelings. - His laughs sounds more like a feral howl at times. Still the odd glitch here and there, but not as much compared to his smaller form. - His heart on a chain is also ticklish. Again, no explanation as to why. This guy was never normal, so what do you expect? - Teasing will enrage him, so be careful. - Best strategy is to entangle him with his own strings. Once he's trapped, he may start bargaining with you. - He's still feather sensitive, so make sure you bring plenty for the encounter, or try to use those wings against him. - Whenever you are done tickling him- RUN. There will be no forgiveness.

Ler: - As one might expect, he's in his true ler element in this giant form. You better hope he doesn't catch you, especially if you've tickled him in the past. - Don't worry about him squashing anyone due to the size difference. He's very careful, using a type a magic to prevent any injury or worse. - That said, he's not always gentle. Speedy and rough tickles are his speciality. No mercy here. - He thrives on teasing. Will most likely mock a lee for being so sensitive. Will most certainly remind his captive that there is no escape and that nobody will save them. - He has a long tongue, so watch out for the rare lickle. - Remember how he hated baby talk being used against him? Well now it is your turn. "AWW, IS THE [[LITTLE SPONGE]] VERY [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]? SUCH A SHAME. POOR BABY~" - A particular tickle tactic he often does is hold a target in one hand, making sure their head and feet are sticking out. He'll then follow up by devilishly stroking a finger over those exposed soles. Will sometimes use his wings if he's feeling particularly evil. - Since he's unable to tickle some spots due to his size, magic might be used to get the job done. - Expect tickling at the hands of NEO Spamton to last a good couple of hours at the very least. It'll end when he says so. - Once he's finally done, he'll probably leave you, destroy you, or worst of all- keep you. Most likely as tickly stress ball of sorts.

Ooh, never even thought about it before. I know, surprising coming from me, lol. I don't think I have a lot for them to have individual lee/ler categories, so they each get a small list.

This might get long though-

It's a precious and fun image.

I personally headcanon them as friends, but can see them having a brotherly bond regardless.

Also yes, they would TOTALLY gang up on little Spam man all of the time. I like to think that the yellow and blue Addsions are the strongest, so they'll do the holding down while pink and orange go ham. Pink would be more on the gentle side of things, while orange is just going all out. Also imagine the verbal teasing-

- "Your sales may be low, but your smiles are through the roof!" - "Aww, c'mon Spam! We just want to see you happy!" - "We'll stop doing this whenever your sales are above average. Maybe..." - "Big shot, more like- big ticklish baby!"

And since I also headcanon Spamton with a potty mouth, he's trying his hardest not to cuss them out in fear of extra tickles. Luckily they know when to stop, because even they don't want their smaller buddy passing out. Spamton always swears that he'll get them back, yet it never works out when he tries.

Also, you reading that ask like:

They just get done with the emotional reunion until one of them is like: "Hey, you know what we should do for old times sake" and while Spamton is hoping for cyber grill goodness, he's met with years of overdue tickles. His glitched out laugh would probably throw them off a little too.