Sep 24, 2013
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You are beautiful.
Your blog is awesome.
I like you.
You're cool.
...ok bye <3
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STOP SCROLLING FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS
You are beautiful.
Your blog is awesome.
I like you.
You're cool.
...ok bye <3
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*pours stars on you*
-EATS 'EM ALLLL-
If we kissed:
[] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
[x] WILL EAT YOUR FACE.
If you asked me out I’d say:
[] Um no.
[] YES.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
[x] Bones. We're sleeping in the damn same bed WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL THAT
Can we cuddle?:
[] No.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.
[x]... i filled out an app for this...
Sex?:
[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[] No.
[x] YOU WONT LET ME THIS IS NOT MY PROBLEM. THIS IS YOURS.
Should you reblog this?:
[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[] No.
[x] YES YOU DORK. <3
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[sighs, rolls eyes, and pinches the bridge of his nose] You know, that's not how most wedding proposals go.
[laughs and shrugs] Not exactly the romantic type. But-- if you want-- we could make babies all night long to atone for my lack of gratification on your part?
More like what's not wrong with me in a white dress? I'm a doctor, not some damn trophy wife.
"Great! So the wedding's on! See? I knew you'd come along eventually!"
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((sa me omf sen d hlpe)) I am unsure how you came to that conclusion, Jim.
"Don't want a kid out of wedlock, maybe? 'Sides, you love me! What's wrong with you wearing a white dress?"
((regrets are minimal, captain)) This isn't a joke, dammit! I would know, being a doctor and all. I ran the tests a dozen times and they all had the same result!
"......we should get married, then, wouldn't you agree?"
// i'm dying. i'm ded. just ded//
"I'm pregnant and it's yours." Send this to the next 10 people on your dash.
There's 3 things wrong with this.
You're a man.
We haven't had sex.
and if we had, I would be the one pregnant.