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- @colin-lock19

Kit: we know

Caninon: Im caninon and I was born out of a typo. My existence is made out of an imperfection

Kit: we're 15 and thats deep/sarc

Cabinon: what the fuck

oh my, certainly I shall.

it is The Traitors, a social deduction game quite similar to Mafia or Werewolf, according to people who have played those (I haven’t, but just in case you have? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

let it be said! that I LOATHE and DESPISE reality tv. this is the only thing like it that I ever watch. (I don’t think liking reality tv is a moral failing, I just find unscripted people boring most of the time, and game shows rather vapid and silly.) BUT. But. Having been tricked into watching by my Doctor Who friends who would NOT shut up about it (on what is meant to be a Doctor Who chat!!) I have been forced to admit that the traitors has the secret sauce that makes it irresistibly watchable and indeed addictive to me.

The casting (particularly for the UK version and the New Zealand one) is so great, you really get into people’s heads, everything is about double bluffs and second-guessing, it’s so chaotic and so delicious. And there are some genuinely adorable people there every year who I root for.

the gist below the cut (if you are not already bored):

DARN TOOTIN

Similar to Camilo's "how?!" in that one comic you made.

The kids definitely had questions so he brought his tia to show and tell.

Questions included:

“Did he hypnotize you to come here?”

Elena: “No he didn’t. That’s not his gift, he can see the future”

“Did he you see you in his future?”

Elena: “he did”

“And that’s when he became your boyfriend?”

Elena: “no, first he passed out and then he became my boyfriend”

“Are you trapped here?”

Elena: “Nope, drove here myself”

“Can I drive your car?”

Elena: “Afraid that will have to be a no”

“Can I sit in your car?”

Elena: “Yes, you can”

“Is it true, Bruno eats human brains?”

Elena: “Not anymore it’s bad for his cholesterol”

“Are you joking?”

Elena: “Yes I am, he doesn’t eat human brains. But I do watch his cholesterol”

“Cause he’s old?”

Elena: “Yes cause he’s older and I want to be with him a long, long time”

“Are you old?”

Elena: “Well tell me, Can an old woman do this?” *Elena stands on one foot, rubs her belly and does pats her head. To a chorus of giggles.

“….”

“Probably?”

Elena: “oh yeah, than I am old. At least compared to you guys. I’m 40.

*Argument ensues about whether that is old based on their parents ages. We are completely off topic now.*

Fifi: “I see you brought your guitar, did you want to sing for us?”

Elena: “Oh, yes”

“Can you sing?”

Elena: “I’ll let you guys be the judge, but I actually sing professionally and have three albums out. I was also the main singer at a nice nightclub. So I certainly hope so”.

“Are you rich?”

Elena: “I’m comfortable”

“That means she’s rich.”

“Are you sure you weren’t hypnotized?”

Elena: “Only in love little ducks, I adore Bruno with all my heart no magic needed.”

….

“Is he a rich?”

Elena: “ok! So this song is ‘Moon River”

The rumors have now switched to how Bruno landed Elena. To Bruno Madrigal earned some obscene wealth in the ten years he was gone.

This rumor mill Bruno enjoyed. Far better than feasting on screams.

Oooh!! You look awesome!! Hello!!

All embryos look the same when you go back far enough. That doesn’t change the DNA of the creature, or change what it is becoming. If a mother confused her 1 year old child as a chair, and crushed it to death, does that exude sanity? If a scientist mistakes a gamma ray for an x ray, that does change what it is in reality. Human embryos turn into fully formed human beings, and we know that because we make them, and even if we discovered someone else’s, we could would know tons just by running tests on it.

That was the only argument I could find in the whole thing. The rest was just “how dare you have the gall to represent a conservative in good faith” and “everyone hates conservatives let’s kill them” and “you’re stupid and uneducated for not agreeing with me everyone agrees with me.”

It was all very deranged. I felt ashamed for those on the left reading it. As someone who has liberal parents and has several liberal friends, I know this is not the best they can do, in both humanity and intellectual prowess.