#askprosecutorsoffice

you shouldnt beat yourself up for this, if you know in your heart that what youre doing is right, then trust yourself a little, okay? the bonds you choose are better and stronger than the ones you were given at birth because of some random chance.

Well, logically speaking, seeing as Franziska is my sister, if I were the father in your ridiculous view of the office, she would be the aunt, no? As for the Paynes... ... ... ... They're more the.... pet rats.

My vision began to deteriorate soon after I became a prosecutor; likely a byproduct of the long nights spent filling out paperwork. I didn't notice my failing sight until rather recently, and have acted to remedy the situation to the best of my ability. Wright has been saying that I should wear contacts, although I don't see the point... P.S. yes, i can *see* that, although i'm not sure why you would *focus* on a small detail such as that.

As for your request, I am a von Karma, therefore I will always remain perfect.  

But I don’t participate in such nonsense so I’ll leave that rumor to your imagination.

... ... ...wonderful. However, if puns are what you desire, then... I really do not see the *worth* of such pursuits, although the creation of such literary plays on words takes a certain skill that tends to be coveted (or loathed) for *miles* around. *a(non)yways*, your dedication to such pursuits is admirable to say the least. (bows) ((ooc: take the order of the gifs as if each one were saying each section of text, sorry that i have to answer on mobile (my computer is down!)))

I’d bed myself, wed myself, and behead Godot

However, if I may drag Mr. Phoenix Wright into this, I’d say that he is Eagle One and Miles Edgeworth is Currently Doing That rather than Been There Done That.