#askplus

george be like. i’m a compsci major. i’m a gamer with a foul mouth. i’m asking a teen to pay me to code for him. i’m working on the same server with the teen who asked me to code for him. i’m friends with the teen who asked me to code for him. i’m laughing at his pyramid code. i’m best friends with him. he’s a high schooler. i’m friends with a high schooler. i’m best friends with a high schooler. holy shit i’m friends with another high schooler. i’m obsessed with nutella. why does my best friend keep telling me i look like shawn mendes. why is my other best friend annoying and argues with me. i am a uni graduate. my best friend is a youtuber. my best friend wants me to be a youtuber. i am now a youtuber. my best friend just gave me $5000 for being a youtuber. i am going to learn helplessness. i refuse to tell my best friend i love him on screen. he desperately snitches whenever i tell him off screen. no one believes him. he gives me more money. he saves me in minecraft. i learn even more helplessness. i am ruining my sleep schedule to hang out with my best friends. i have never met my best friends. everyone thinks i am in love with my best friend. i’m a millionaire. my sleep schedule is even worse now. i have so much pretty privilege. i am going to abuse my pretty privilege. i am a brat. i am a menace. my best friend gives me anything i want. i am going to brag about this and use it to my heart’s content. i am going to make everyone that i interact with give me things for free. i am even more of a millionaire now. i am a millionaire whose job is filming and editing videos. i refuse to edit my videos. my best friend who is richer and busier than me is editing my video for me. i am going to let this go to my head. i am making him edit my next video. he won’t edit my next video. i don’t need him. i have always been independent. the axolotl wasn’t green? i need a haircut. my best friend needs to tell me how to cut my hair or i won’t get a haircut. every time i run into the tiniest inconvenience i will whine to my best friend to help me. he lives five thousand miles away. that is irrelevant. he should be finding some way to help me regardless. i have allegedly never seen his face. i am moving to america. i am filming vlogs with tommy before i move to america. wilbur soot thinks i am dating my best friend. this is entirely his fault for not knowing the memes. several of our friends have no idea what is going on between me and my best friend. i do nothing about these rumors. i make them worse

quackity is a LAW STUDENT. WHO GETS STRAIGHT As. GEORGE. FUCKING. has. A FOUR YEAR COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREE. that. He got. FIRST CLASS HONORS FOR. and they are two of the biggest airheads in the dream smp

listen george is hot and dream is sapnap’s sugar daddy he planted them into this industry u cannot blame them for begging for water. they never learnt how to hunt and survive in this world i genuinely do believe george wants dream to tell him when to hop into the recording server to make a video. sapnap won’t even do a video that dream is offering to edit for him. he just wants to open his pokemon cards. in his mind he george n dream r gonna live together forever n he’s gonna get a huge part of a house rent free w lots of space. this is why dream needs quackity. with his lawyer arc and his common sense arc, he is singlehandedly holding dream back from editing every single george video ever. he is roasting them for their dream dependence. he is driving in his car. he is thinking about laws and shit

Quackity vs Dream: in some ways? fight of the century. absolute hoedown throwdown. this is the shortest person in the gc vs the tallest person we’re talking about. the two people who are Known for ‘fighting’ over the ‘love’ of ‘GeorgeNotFound’. buuuuuuut they also like each other a lot n want the other to like them a lot so much. buuuuuuut they also have a propensity for shit talking each other. i think dream might win but he might also cry from whatever psychic damage q inflicts but at the same time quackity might like pretend he threw on purpose n let dream win or he would use his loss as leverage over dream somehow and call him a very mean not good bully who bullies people physically over getting shoved slightly during the ‘fight’. OR dream makes one joke about how quackity is so short he has to bend over just to fight him or he purposely misses a punch and says he couldn’t reach because quackity’s too low and this causes q to see red meaning game over for dream

and the thing is dream doesn’t even call himself a disney princess in like. a derogatory kind of way? he never says it like its a disgusting or bad thing but rather something he utters in wonder. disney princess? GOOD thing. and his subs embrace that. these kids think he is so so cool. some of them also think he is in love with george. n tbh that’s kind of like?? cool too?? that these kids are growing up in an environment where it’s NOT out of place to wonder about that the same way innocent children ask men and women if they like each other (u know like how u see in movies and in real life) and its like. refreshing. shove me back a few years and i wouldn’t have seen a gaming community with this much lgbt+ love and acceptance, not to mention lgbt+ creators n creators of color. i’ve said this before but for all the nasty horrible people who could’ve landed in his position, i’m genuinely glad someone as kind and compassionate, someone as willing to learn and humble himself and strive to do better as dream has as much influence as he does

other funny stuff that happened in this seapeekay stream: dream randomly joining the other team that was losing, completely confusing them, and saying ‘wanted to give u guys a win <3’ when they won before going back to his initial team and playing as normal,,, and also seapeekay’s gf came on the stream n they did this bit where like oh no she will dump him if he loses!! so dream’s team immediately lost to seapeekay on purpose n dream was like ‘holy shit hes cracked’ in chat n so seapeekay was like THANKS I THINK SHE WONT BREAK UP WITH ME NOW 👍🏻

im sorry like. did u not watch the therapy stream? did u not watch the roblox stream, specifically the part where they did impressions of dream smp members n also each other? have u not heard of mexican dream? girl dream? were u not there when quackity ended dream’s career w where r the askers song?? did u forget who quackity was doing a diss track on?? god there’s so many things i could list. bottom line is we have gotten SO MANY good things because of their dynamic. their friendship is riveting please put some respect on their names their dynamic exists outside of their association w george

THIS