#askpajama

unsmash that phone son

tae: has a little bro, runs a dojo at a young age, best friend is in love with her, is a gayrilla (gay gorilla)

i see you’re an anon of culture as well. i myself have much more to say because i’ve been holding back for far too long. frankly, it’s weird that this fandom has such a huge blind spot when it comes to t*kasugi’s writing- or lack thereof. and they can so frequently (and quite desperately) add character depth where there is none. which isn’t a bad thing on its own mind you, but this is a widespread fandom occurrence and on top of that he’s a violent antagonistic male character. like who asked for this? why put so much effort into making this mind-numbingly boring dude seem appealing when there are so many other, better characters who deserve much more love and appreciation than they are given?

i can’t see this happen naturally unless they’re forced together by some unforeseen circumstance but it would quickly turn into a literal ship war where they constantly try (and fail) to out relationship each other through psychological mind games.

tae: i’m cold.

kyuubei: here, take this jacket.

kondo: i’m cold, too…

hijikata: hey, give him his jacket back.

tae: oh, what’s this? you’re accusing my kyuu-chan of theft? when you don’t have any proof that it belongs to you?

hiji: it’s obviously part of his uniform! you can even see a banana sticking out of its pocket!!

kyuu: ah, um, that’s because she’s also a gori-

tae, putting her hand over kyuubei’s mouth: 💢HIJIKATA-SAN. you want me to freeze to death so you can stay warm and cozy? you would sacrifice a woman’s health because you refuse to give up your own jacket for that endangered gorilla?

hiji: no, that’s not-

tae: how terrible. i would hate to be stuck with an inconsiderate guy like that.

kyuu, sounding muffled behind tae’s hand: seriously.

kondo: he fell right into their trap!!

it’s the origin story behind the image