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KONIG!! BREAKING NEWS!!
Are you aware you're just a little guy?? The cutest of cutie pies? The sweetest of sweeties? The loveliest of lovebugs, if you will?
!! !!( ; ﾛ)ﾟ ﾟ König swears, one day, he's gonna be scared to death by one of anons..
Was? Nein. I am... not cute.
König pulls at the bottom of his hood, tugging it down to try and hide behind it better... cutie pie? Love bug?
Nein. Hör auf mit dem Schas..
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👑: Geh bitte, muass des sein...?
★: Just... get out there already >:)
★ welcome to this silly blog for our favourite ★
SOCIALLY CONSTIPATED GRUMP
yayyyyyyyy
friendly reminder to konig to drink water. happy hydration :)
-🍎
Des is voll lieb von dir.. danke. (* ´ ▽ ` *)
He definitely went and chugged a whole bottle of water in one go because "an internet stranger told him to"... except he drank too much and got dizzy. Silly guy...
Have you ever gotten blackout drunk or is it really hard because you're so tall? I hope you're doing well dear <3
-🌱
👑 It is a bit hard for me to get "blackout drunk" because of my height, ja. But I have also not experienced much of Austria's drinking culture, so it isn't impossible.
★ one time he got so drunk he started petting Horangi like he's an actual cat- a hand is quite literally slammed on poor mod's mouth to shut them up
👑 Geh bitte... des is so peinlich... I am doing well thank you for asking ...he's questioning his life choices.
Would you like dinner? It's not much, but I'm making Shepherd's Pie tonight!
(Speaking of pies, can be 🥧?)
Dinner? (¿( ﾟДﾟ)??) Ah, ja... danke.
Warum woll’n mir alle ständig was zum Futtern geb’n...?
I like Shepherd's Pie. It is simple but.. sättigend.
Not only is poor König confused on why everyone wants to feed him, but he's just realised he'd agreed to dinner. How is he supposed to eat with his hood on? He can't just take a plate and go hide in a corner... can he??
Istg you're all singlehandedly feeding this man xd
And of course! Welcome nonnie!! :D
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KÖNIG-
Okay so I...might be crazy abt food now...but
What if we make something together? What would you like? It can be sweets, maybe some soup, meat, anything really!
Orrr if ur not ready, i could make a surprise dish...hmm
-⚡️
!!
...
ja..? ( ; ﾟДﾟ)
Ah, could we make.. palatschinken? They are like crêpes, and we wrap them around, uhm... marillenmarmelade? Na... wie sagt ma des...? Ah, apricot jam.
If König has to flip the crêpes, he will definitely drop them. He usually can, he swears! But... being watched while cooking always makes him mess up the simplest tasks... (･_,･ ;)
Here take some;
*hands over fresh homeade bread*
I have been trying new recipes (i burnt the poor bread last time😿 )and this one is a success lol.
-⚡️
Ah- uhm.. König looks at the bread, then back at ⚡️, then back down at the bread..
Danke... what type of bread is it?
Internally: Bist du deppat- it's BREAD JUST TAKE THE BREAD AND LEAVE AA-
...
Bread. 👍
AAAAA-
If you were athletic, what sport would you do? :)
König, surprisingly, doesn't take much time to think about the answer, maybe he already thought about this before?
Biathlon.
...he's really bad at skiing though..
