Nov 28, 2017
8. "You're seriously like a man-child."
âBeing a man-child is the best. I get to hit up the bars all I want, and still not have to deal with boring adult-type responsibilities. You wish you were a man-child.â
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8. "You're seriously like a man-child."
âBeing a man-child is the best. I get to hit up the bars all I want, and still not have to deal with boring adult-type responsibilities. You wish you were a man-child.â
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25. "I swear, I'm not crazy!!!"
El rolls his eyes. âDonât worry, I believe you⌠youâre not crazy. Youâre just an idiot.â
âIâve had customers asking for a birthday discount. What do they mean by that? Am I supposed to give them a small discount on the day of their birth? How would I know what day that is?â NegaAlexandra is confused by Americans sometimes.
âRestaurants usually just offer a free piece of cake and some awful singing. Some stores might have âbirthday specialsâ or whatever, but I wouldnât know.â NegaEl smirks. âI didnât actually pay for most of the stuff I own.â
He shrugs.  âBut, yeah, people like to think theyâre special and deserve to be cheap just because itâs their birthday. If thatâs something you wanna support, go ahead. But unless they have an ID, theyâre probably scamming you. And even then, fake IDs arenât hard to get. Personally, Iâd just tell the cheapskates to pay full price or bugger off.â
You have a secret you swore not to reveal. But this secret is the only thing that would prove your innocence in a separate matter. Is it worth risking your own well-being for the secret? Or would you betray the trust given to you?
âOh hey, itâs the grumpy looking talking car again.
âWho in their right mind would trust me with a secret? Rule #1: Donât trust me. Â I donât even trust me. Â Drunk Me and Sober Me donât exactly get along.
âAlso, itâs worth noting, Iâm never innocent.
âPoint is, Iâll do whatever I want. Â If I get something for it, sure, Iâll tell. Â But itâs not like I even pretend to be a nice guy, so they shouldâve known that.â
Why do you look so emo?
âWhy are you a car with eyes and a mouth?â
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"Did you take my booze again, jerk?"
âI needed something to drown the misery of listening you complain about everything I do all day.
âStop PMSing and go get another bottle from the fridge⌠you have plenty.  Oh, and bring me another one while youâre at it.â