Well I obviously have more hcs for my favourite couple so moving on: GROCERY TRIPS.
Erwin's in charge of getting everything from the shelves that's too tall for you to reach. He loves doing it for you anyway; reaching for things that are too high up, carrying all those grocery bags, holding the basket or pushing the trolley...
Erwin doesn't comment much on whatever you put into the trolley, he doesn't tell you which type of cheese you should get, which variety of apples you should buy, or if you should get Greek yoghurt instead of normal plain yoghurt because it's healthier. He doesn't object to you or the kids putting snacks and chocolate inside the trolley even though there's already tons of them at home.
Somehow, Erwin gains a lot of attention when you all are out. Is it because of his height, or is it because of how manly he looks carrying all those grocery bags like it doesn't even weigh much? Whenever you see women looking at him though, you have one arm around his waist, and then while they were still watching you two... you proceed to squeeze Erwin's butt.
Me at that last sentence 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Very true very true. 🍑
He’s not saying anything. But one look from him is enough to put us in line if we’re overdoing it on the junk food 💩 but he never stops the kids from getting fruit or books as long as they don’t waste em 🥲
And my boy is oblivious to the looks he gets. He’s busy entertaining Aria who is sitting in our cart and making sure the boys don’t wander too far. Starts violently coughing when he suddenly feels a squeeze on his bum 👀
“What!” He whispers barely able to contain his blush
“Nothing. Just appreciating what’s mine,” I say as i stare down an embarrassed looking lady 😡
Also, i feel like Levi would also be strangely territorial over Erwin on my behalf? Like if someone tried to flirt with Erwin when I’m not around, Levi puts them back in place with something like, “Back off. If his wife doesn’t kill you, I will.”
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Back when you two were students, you would frequently see Erwin studying in the library, and you thought to yourself "god he's so hot I wish he can vet my homework." as you kept staring at Erwin.
Your little stares weren't missed by Erwin of course, because a grumpy guy with black hair sitting opposite him kept whispering "oi, that girl over there has been staring at you for ages," to him, and Erwin couldn't help it but turn to where his friend was pointing, only to be charmed by you instead.
He walked over and introduced himself, and upon looking at your notes, he realised that you two were taking the same major. And guess who really did vet your homework for you....
Tl;dr, you and Erwin would have cute library study dates FOR SURE.
The WAY I sighed after reading this OH GOD. My heart can’t deal with this college romance 😭
Levi, the grompy old cupid setting me up with his bestie. And why was he looking this way you ask?
Shawty heard this voice that was sweet as honey and finally took his eyes off the laptop screen to find where it was coming from :3
And now he’s 20 minutes into staring at my chirpy friend Rei who is sitting next to me at the library and talking and talking away about how she’s going to fail Statistics.
Me: Rei, that dark haired guy next to Erwin looks like he’s going to kill you.
Rei: OH god he’s so cute
Me: 😦
Levi (to himself): She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen and I’m going to marry her some day.
Levi stays back after class to study statistics with you. He pretends to suck at it even though its his strongest subject just so that he can spend a few hours with you and feel his heart do a somersault every time you cheer after getting a sum right 🥲
The Smiths come over to the Ackerman's household for some mid-autumn fun. Levi and I already have all the mooncakes and tea prepared! Renée is so happy to see her Theodore gege again, and your kiddos are so excited to see Charlotte too. She can't recognise faces yet, but at least she isn't crying when she hears so much noises!!!
Renée immediately tells Theodore and Isaac to try the strawberry flavoured snow skin mooncake she's eating, and they liked it! Isaac asks Levi what's the mooncake with the yellow thing in the middle, and Levi tells him it's salted egg yolk. Erwin tried one and he says it's an... exotic flavour, to which Levi rolls his eyes.
We got some little piglet mooncakes for your kids too, and they loved how cute they look! Aria thought they were real piglets 😂 Pierre and Léon eats the ice cream mooncake with glee and Aria wants to try some too.
We all gather at our backyard and have our food on the table we prepared! The moon is gorgeous, and the sky is really clear too. Renée and your boys are having fun running around with paper lanterns in their hands!! And as per tradition, Levi also came up with some riddles for the kids to answer too; the one who answers correctly gets piglet mooncakes again!!
Once the kids are tired, they join us at the table while we talk and drink tea. I start sharing to your boys about the origin of mid-autumn festival, and how it's being celebrated in the other parts of Asia. They're amazed, and said they want to eat mooncakes again next year.
Mid-autumn is a time for reunions, and Levi and I are so glad to have you and Erwin and your beautiful children to celebrate with us 🧡
Ok I’m cryinggg 😭😭
Erwy noooo not the E-word 😭😭 i rolled my eyes too 💀 but we’re excited to try allllll these moon cakes 😍😍😍
I’m sitting at the kiddie table this time since they seem to be going to town on them 🤤🤤
But the lanterns sound magical!!! I’d done this once even before i met Erwin 🥲 but doing this with him, you and our families will be surreal! The babies will remember it for years to come!!
I’m getting desperate to convince Ari to eat the piglet cakes because I don’t want them to spoil without her tasting them 🥲
So excited to visit you two and be part of this precious festival!! 🥰
I think the Smiths are the family everyone in town envies because you always look so happy and loving towards each other. When people get asked “what do you want in a marriage/relationship?” they just point at you.
Staaahhhpppp gosh he’s perfect 😭 definitely makes it easy peazy to live a happy, peaceful life 🥰 perfectly balances the chaos i emit 💀
You're obviously my strawberry lemonade, my buttercup, my blue bell, my cinnamon, my mahogany, my aqua, my eggshell, and my fuchsia 😍
And yes please let's go live in a castle with Levi and Erwin and all our kids and dogs 😍
SAVED THE BEST ONE FOR LAST!!! Helloooo there my sister-in-law!!
ehehhhee Thank you thank youu! Your love has crossed the Indian ocean, soared over Africa, cut through the Atlantic ocean and landed straight in my heart!!
I'm looking at property listings of castles on sale haha. Does Scotland sound like a good place to settle down in? :P
Lets tour some properties together. I'd mainly like a nice piece of land so that we can do lots of gardening. We'll also need about 10 or more rooms to accommodate all the victims of this self-ship epidemic that we're spreading hhahaha!!
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however, lets live together with your erwin and my armin in the castle, then deal with their strategic minds running at 140mph every day 😭🥰
Helloo my little baby! sdjajf; THANK YOUUU and right back at yooouuuu!!!! BUT-
WISTERIA? I SCARE YOU??? You're not the one I'm trying to scare though :P wait till you see me irl. I probably reach your waist in height hahaha. But yes, I am very very protective of you because you give me the vibes of the little sister I never had, and will physically tackle anyone who tries to hurt you :3 haha it is so appropriate that you ended up choosing Armin who is also my little baby :')
Yes, we're all moving in together. You, @flamingblinglove, @postwarlevi, @charlotteplsdosth, @chaotic-nick, and all our beautiful 2D men living out our castle-core fantasies!!
Strawberry lemonade buttercup meadowgrass and cinnamon☺
AAAAAahhh Meg! Giving you each of these right back!! So So happy to have gotten to know you and become friends!! I wish you nothing but the best and hope you're having a wonderful day as well!!! ❤️❤️❤️