#askmeme;texts

Send ✆ for a morning text

[✆] 4:53 AM: Good morning best friend! See, I’m going to call you in ten minutes exactly when I will be in your driveway. I’ve decided on a best friend day and since I can’t sleep we’re gonna start it now!

5:00 AM: Okay, on a serious note, get up or you’re coming in PJs.

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

[ ♠ ] 1:23 AM: FGIGTING EIVL BY MONLIGHT, WNNING LVW BT DALIGHT. NEVER TUNNING FRO A REEL FIHGT. SHE SI TE 1 CLALLED SIALOR PECHES.

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[ ⁇ ] 3:24 PM: Hey, I heard you passed out today while with Erin. Are you okay? Do I need to bring over movies and lay in bed with you?

Send ☠ for a misguided advice text

[ ☠ ] 8:19 PM: Okay, so you like that August kid, right? Well, you should definitely let me help you out on getting him to notice you as well, not a sister.

8:20 PM: That’s right it’s time for...

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[✘] 5:53 PM: I was going to see if you wanted to get coffee with me but then I didn’t know if you could have coffee with your disease and then I didn’t want to feel stupid but now I still feel stupid so... yeah. Let’s restart this. Hi?

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[✘] 3:37 PM: Sometimes I wish I were as confident in not caring as you are. Then again, I’m not trying to say you’re an emotionless robot… although that would be pretty cool. I’m just gonna stop talking.

Send ☠ for a misguided advice text

[ ☠ ] 1:15 PM: I mean, I don’t know what I would do if some guy grabbed my ass, but I thi k the appropriate response was what I would assume your usual response would be which is to swing.

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[✘] 2:45 AM: Sometimes I wish I were a dragon, then I could breathe fire and burn people who judge me to crips… but then I’d be hunted like in Skyrim.

2:46 AM: In reality, maybe being a dragon wouldn’t be a great idea.

Send √ for a long-winded confession text