#askmeanythingscum

send me a 🔥 and i'll tell you one thing my muse finds attractive about yours.

Now, This was the hardest decision to make— wasn’t it? Xanxus rolled his red eyes up but he didn’t curse himself for being an extremely responsible subordinate. Actually, he was quite proud of his unmatched profession so he would try to be honest with her.

send me a 🔥 and i'll tell you one thing my muse finds attractive about yours

If the silence can be counted as the answer, then Xanxus was the most talkative person in the world. He narrowed his crimson eyes at her and rubbed his chin thoughtfully as he was trying his best to find the answer even if it was rather hard for /one step closer to being absolute gay/ mafia and assassin.

“I don’t know. Maybe it’s your annoying cheerfulness.”

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As all of the administrators actually had the special places in his heart, this fearless frog was one of them even though his creative speaking can piss him off. Though Mukuro didn’t tell him about this young man’s personalities or disadvantages that he must deal with them, Xanxus thought he probably understand his meaning after he saw Fran’s illusive abilities against his enemies. It was exquisitely sadistic, bizarre and ruthless like the definition of Varia.

send me a 🔥 and i'll tell you one thing my muse finds attractive about yours — no longer accepting

“I think you’re smart enough to know my answer. A charmer like you should know yourself well.”

So why you must ask me like this? Are you trying to waste my time with your stupidness? Xanxus thought with himself after he failed to concentrate with the beauty of golden liquid in his glass. As a heavy drinker, he had addictive obsession with liquors so he was rather annoyed by an unexpected conversation.

send me a 🔥 and i'll tell you one thing my muse finds attractive about yours — no longer accepting

“Your killing methods. You’re part of Varia, must I need to remind you of your importance? No, right?”

Though Xanxus cannot describe the definition of attraction that he personally shared with Prince the Ripper. He actually liked his bloody mission; it was brutally beautiful, cruel, chaotic yet well-organised as his knives. Belohegor truly became one with his weapons while the violence became his signature and they were the reason why he got his attention. He secretly was the prince’s avid fan.

send me a 🔥 and i'll tell you one thing my muse finds attractive about yours — no longer accepting

“If you only knew how to be silent person for my napping. You’ll know my answer.”

Instead of his lazy but abrupt answer, he gave a big yawn and glared at her back sleepily. As he thought she was the closet person in his life, he didn’t have to clarity both of his intention and meaning for her understanding.

send me a 🔥 and i'll tell you one thing my muse finds attractive about yours

“….Do not misunderstand my answer for my kindness. Just because you’re the quieter but stupider version of that white hair scum. Doesn’t mean you’ll have my attention.”

😶 - Embarrassed

The embarrassing moments of Xanxus seemed to be one of the top secrets for Varia as nobody actually knew them all. Squalo was the closet one, but the boss only told him about /what/ he wanted him to know; specially when some of them involved with his sex life but he preferred to tell his special ones about them. However, the MAIN CAUSE OF HIS AWKWARDNESS AND SILLY MOMENTS WAS BESTER — a grumpy, obsessive and cute intimidating liger that dared to steal the bed from his owner because of the sleepiness.

Though this gigantic feline definitely meant no harm and he did nothing wrong, except biting his pant legs. His power was extremely powerful until Xanxus fell from the chair or any surfaces. Bester literally did everything for his attention but his affection can be problematic sometimes.