What was the spoder incident you were talking about in your post about stuff you had to do?
OH MY GOD
I woke up in the middle of the night because I had to go to the bathroom and when I walked back into my room I heard this soft thud when I walked past my desk. So I flipped the light on and this HUGE FREAKING SPIDER had fallen from the ceiling (I assume) and landed on my desk with an audible thud.
Let me emphasize this: it made an audible noise when it dropped. Enough that I was like “wtf” while still half asleep. Spiders are generally too small to make noises. Not this little fucker. He was about the size of a quarter (or a bottle cap for you damn romanians non-Americans).
So of course I panicked and had to squish him with the nearest thing since he was skittering around really fast, and I didn’t have time to grab a shoe. Unfortunately, the nearest thing happened to be my tablet. So now there’s a gross smear of spider guts on the back and I’m scarred for life so I’ll pretty much never be able to touch it again.
