#asklamb

Hey, Nari, wanna high four? Come on! It's very funny!

Uh, what? No! I don't wanna be touched by anyone, especially not by you! By the way, these whole "fours" look ridiculous.

Okay. I respect your opinion and your personal space. But if you change your mind, let me know. It's really funny and nice thing.

Hey, Nari! Wanna high four? I've seen others do it, it looks funny.

Uh, Popo? Okay, all right, why not. (Hope you washed your hands before.)

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Coufee? Is it some kind of disease or… Oh wait… Cough-fee! I understand!

Oh no, what a silly idea. We don't have any cough tax. My followers can cough all they want for free. Just when they cough too much, I send them to Healing Bay.

We have really great free health care!

Why are we locked up? WHY ARE WE LOCKED UP?! You should ask that damned demon I used to call brother once. We are dead! It's already awful enough, right? But nooo...

The prison in the Hell of Gods? Yes, it was undoubtedly one of my better ideas. I designed it with my beloved traitor siblings in mind when I was imprisoned in Limbo myself, and I must say I'm proud of it, he, he... I made sure there was all possible inconvenience.

Hey, there! I'm back. There's nothing like being sick during a long weekend when we have holidays off work… But I feel better now and I'm slowly returning to drawing. The SATIM strip should be coming soon too. And a few other backlogs.

I don't know why I coloured Kallamar's eyes that way, but I like the effect. Maybe I'll accept it as my headcanon?… (according to my fanfic, he has black pupils, not red).

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+ BONUS

Hey, Nari! Are you back to answering asks? There is the person who will enjoy it!

So how about lamb high-fiving a follower. It's simple but I think it sounds cool.

High five? I think it's more a high four in my case. But sure, why not?

Hello, my child. High four for you! Have a good day!

(In some cases it's even high three).

Hello, little buddy. Wanna high four with me?

Puppy has a name - it's Randy (Randall).

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BONUS again:

What the Hell is going on?!

Well, mind reading is very useful, it makes many things easier and faster. Thanks to this, I know who of the beings saved during the crusades or bought from Helob to take to the village, and who to let just live deeper in my domain… Unfortunately, since I became a god… how to put it… Mind reading has ceased to be option.

Even when I don't want to, I'm flooded with the thoughts of my followers. I used to have to strain to hear the thoughts of the more secretive and recalcitrant - now I have to strain not to hear the thoughts of the most outspoken. And believe me, some things I didn't want to know about my pupils… Well, of course I can hear other beings as well, not just my followers. Fortunately, with these others, in most cases, I have to make a little effort. I generally don't want to do this because I respect my friends' mental space, although sometimes I can't help myself. Hearing thoughts is a very tempting option, but it's also a double-edged sword because you might hear something you really shouldn't… Narinder is good at thinking things I don't want to hear…

But the worst part is that many beings, especially former vessels, know that I have such a skill… Playing cards with such a Shrumy is insanely tiring, because whenever I start to win or he is playing poorly (or rather poorly cheating) he accuses me that I'm cheating…

So to sum it up… Yes, hearing the thoughts of followers is very annoying and tiring since I'm forced to do it (especially since my followers started making love, uh-huh, gross), yes, I can hear the thoughts of beings who don't worship me, which is useful when dealing with heretics, and additionally: no, I don't like to do it if I don't have to.