Apr 8, 2017
i need some swaggity carla with douche glasses in my life~ please make my founder king rad!
WHERE IS HIS HAM PEOPLE?! The King has arrived!
CARLA TSUKIHOMIE
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i need some swaggity carla with douche glasses in my life~ please make my founder king rad!
WHERE IS HIS HAM PEOPLE?! The King has arrived!
CARLA TSUKIHOMIE
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What? Really? Well, to each our own, bro. Oh, by the way, your hair be on fleek. *Wonk wonk*
I made it worse.
This is my worse nightmare. Someone, please help this poor Prince Zero.
(HERE COMES DAT AYATOOOOOO)
DAMNIT CARLA GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW! MOTHER IS NOT HAPPY!! ~coughcamillaandcarolinearenothappycough~
Mother? What do you want now? I’m trying to do business here. Go away. It’s payday today, my “workers” need attention.
Alright, the question must be asked. What meme is the most relatable?
This is honestly the MOST relatable meme for me. I mean, isn’t this for everyone with a phone?! I LOVE my phone so much, you can’t get me off it much, but I honestly wear my poker face while texting my friends….. and when I say friends, I mean Yuri.
Yo, Yo! Swag King, what's your least favourite meme?
You HAD to ask? Even if I do use this meme phrase sometimes, I really just don’t get the appeal of this little frog thing….
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What is this gem I have stumbled upon- It's *tears up* MEMEINGFUL
Always happy to meme the heck out of my brothers and these lowly vampires. Prince Zero is here to stay and please my lovely princesses and princes.
this is beautiful
What is so beautiful, Princess? You see something you like~?
Carla this is your mother! Either you stop shitposting right now and go run your kingdom, or I'm not making you any ham tonight!!!
I don’t think the King of Pimps is free at the moment, Mrs. Tsukihomie. He seems to be collecting business with his “workers.”
Check back LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~