#askifsalabs

Well, now that he knows this is something that is possible to do, that ‘would’ is more of a ‘will’.

Anyway it’s Harvey.

I have something planned. Something rather exciting… to me, at least. I just need to work a few more things out.

Stay tuned.

Well, I guess that depends how you would define ‘seen’ and ‘experiment’, but…

The most dangerous official project that I’ve personally had to deal with the consequences of is a toss up between the epidemiologist who nearby released a deadly, heavily mutated species-wide virus into the ship’s atmosphere and the Black Hole Incident from back in 2032.

Also, just a reminder that I’ll be taking on all unaddressed asks as a default. If you want to talk to someone on the team directly, make sure you ask!

Due to the nature of this question, I think I’m going to have to limit this one to myself and Harvey—he’s the only other participant who regularly eats Earth food besides myself. He’s a big fan of human culture.

As for myself, I’d say my favorite food would be baklava. My dad used to make it for me when I was a kid. Drink wise, I’ll go with coffee.

I’ll pass this off to Harvey now. Since it’s just him, I’ll let him type himself.

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I guess I sort of answered this one in my last post. Though, I do some other stuff! Like, I have Steam downloaded on my work computer. I have more hours in The Stanley Parable than I’d like to admit…

I’ll pass this one off to my colleagues now, below the cut.

It’s not much different, honestly? I live on site, so usually I just end up working anyways somehow, mostly helping others around the lab or tinkering with my own projects. Sometimes I go down to Earth to take a walk, on special occasions I’ll visit some family. I do like visiting other planets too, but leaving the lab in general can get a bit risky.

I’ve always been a fan of green. It reminds me of home. When I was a kid I used to lay on the grass and stare up at the trees for hours at a time… It was nice.

-A.H.

(Transcripts of conversations with my colleagues follow.)

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Alptom: What’s your favorite color?

Harvey: Oh! Good question… I’d say I’m a yellow sorta guy. Lots of yellow back at home. It’s such a cheery color, too! I’d say a nice gold shade is my favorite. Though I’m also a fan of pale yellow, y’know, a nice sandy kinda color? Hm… Let’s go with both!

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Alptom: What’s your favorite color?

SHERI: My favorite color? …I guess I’ve never thought of it. Um…. You know that color you see when you look out into space? It’s not black, but… somewhere awfully close.

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Alptom: What’s your favorite color?

Chuma: Oh, um… Hm… Probably like… red? I kinda like red. But like a really dark red!

Alptom: Like human’s blood?

Chuma: What? No. More like, uh, wine? A wine red? Yeah. Wine red!

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Alptom: What’s your favorite color?

[Following a long pause]

Patchwork: How many cones do humans eyes have again?

Alptom: Three, typically.

Patchwork: Oh, I see… I’m not sure you can see it.

Alptom: That’s alright.

[A pause.]

Patchwork: Let’s just go with red.