#askiegate

"I….I don’t even know, Space on a planet named Aera, From then on, i am so lost"

"I was perplexed why this was recommended to me, I still am, This is literally only details about another aliens belief on thier afterlife, I thought maybe clues to a treasure, Maybe amusing pictures, Maybe secretly an interesting story about a sexy pinked hair protagonist fighting his enemies with grenades. Nope, Just Death, 0/10 would not recommend"

"First of all, EXcuuuuuusseee you! Donkeys are like, Completly important and required during space flight, You see this guy here? Important""Trust me i have a Phd in science, You can call me Dr.Knows what he’s talking about because he is a brilliant gosh darn scientist’.""….Gawd"—————————————-Character unlocked: Dr.Hans.R.Frozen

"Pppbbbpttttffff?"———————————————————-Translation: “Pppbbbpttttffff?”

"Well sit tight i’m going to exposite a bit, First of all it’s not just me, My entire species can’t teleport, All 14 billion of us…there been a reported like two being able too, but were reported to be missing thier regenerative abilities, Our scientists suggest it’s our regenerative abilities are directly linked with this, Either our molecules are to unstable to teleport, or far too stable, So far they’re completly baffled and in disagreement….this isn’t to say it’s a bad thing,Some space pirates tactics revolve around teleporting the occupants of a ship out of an into the vacuum of space…So safe there i guess, embarrassingly though anything we are wearing isn’t immune to teleportation so we do end up naked when people attempt to teleport us"

"….Plz No" "Wai?"

"QUIT JUDGING ME!!!!"

"Same thing i did for the kids in the orphanage when i was still there…actually no that’s a horrible idea…we’d steal so much shit…like the literal opposite of that"