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I’m also a maladaptive day dreamer!!! These fics have a birth place, and that’s from me dissociating in my room but…

Jabber as a father?? While I'm ovulating? You set me up didn't you? This was so cute to think about!!! So you know the rules, headphones turn those beautiful brains on and let’s go shall we?

Song in Mind: Use Your Heart-SWV

-when you first found out?? Cried like a fool! You almost had a panic attack and called your best friend to break the news just to hear her clown you over the phone talking about some “I knew it!!!!”. This wasn’t a laughing matter.

-Breaking the news to Jabber turned out better than you thought, the nigga always wanted to joke around after a good session rubbing your stomach saying “I’ll see you soon, lil man..”

“That ain’t funny Jabber..you CAN NOT raise a kid like that..” You mumbled, rolling over to look up at him.

“He gon be jus’ like me! What’s wrong with me showing him how to defend himself out here?” He said with curious intent.

“What if shes a girl?”

“If i can teach you how to handle a piece with ya nails on i’m sure my daughter can catch on..”

“Jay!” You giggled, tossing one of his pillows at him. “Both of my children are staying in school..”

“Uh huh..both of ‘em..” He said with a glint in his half lidded eyes, walking back towards the bed.

-All you did was bring in some baby clothes your mama gave you once you gave her the news. It was a sweet moment until she started saying ‘she had a feeling’ because her friend’s sisters cousin had a dream about fish.

“You throwing a baby shower or sumthing? What’s all this?” He questioned, watching you fold and organize the clothes putting the pinks ones in a pile and the blue ones in the other.

“I’m just reorganizing the closet baby, mama gave me these.” You said, a soft smile on the side of your face trying to hold it in.

“Why she giving you baby clothes—for two—Y/n..who pregnant? Yo sister?” He said, picking up a blue onesie that said “I look like my daddy.”

You shrug your shoulders with a snicker, placing another onesie in the pink pile, looking towards the tv in the living room.

“Y/n!”

“Hand me the remote Jabber! I don’t know who’s pregnant!!” You said with an increase in your volume, keeping your chest together from rolling over into a fit.

He sucks his teeth, turning around to find your pregnancy test in the spot the remote was supposed to be in, grabbing it up to get a closer look while bending his neck down like he was about to sniff it.

“IT’S MINES— JAY! You sniffing pregnancy tests??”

“I wanted to see if it was yours or a fake one!”

“It’s real!! I’m deadass Jabber.Look!” You said, pulling the ultrasound pics from underneath the unfolded clothes pile.

“…for real? I’mma be a dad?…” His eyes shifted to the pictures, then back as you with a soften expression.

“I don’t know the gender just yet but…surpriseeee” You said, playfully rubbing your stomach. The only thing the pink eyed man could do was pull you in for a hug, kissing your forehead.

-Had a betting pool going on for the baby shower, you were team girl, he was team boy. Word got around FAST, to the point where you had people you didn’t know congratulating you.

-Jabber won the bet and made you cough up your outrageous number of 200$ because you just knew you were having a girl. But the two of you spent it on a cute outing to eat and to start stocking up for the due date.

-During the delivery he went from cussing out the nurses to being a punching bag while you yanked his hair, called him every name you could think of and cried all in the span of 3 minutes and that was because of the contractions.

-First couple months after, his father instincts took overand turned your hormones onto over drive. Watching him carry the car seat to his dodge, him doing skin to skin in the delivery room, saying things you couldn’t hear to Seven but knew it was special moment they shared.

-Did not play with people coming over to the house trying to see you or Seven, he was even iffy about your mama being in your face although he had a right to be, you didn’t need her critiquing everything unless you needed a tip or two and raq was a good friend to you and you were a good friend ight now all you wanted was to be left alone.

-He still made his moves, just kept it out of the house for the time being. His friends couldn’t believe a girl got a baby out of him, hell Jabber himself still had his doubts if Seven was even his, but them big ass pink eyes gave it away.

-Once Seven started walking Jabber’s words took full effect, he started dressing your son exactly like him…exactly, started showing him off to his friends, have him outside posted up and when you came to pick him up to spend some time with your family he would always have a little chain around his neck, smelling like formula and his cologne.

-CHUNKKYYYYYY BABIESSS

-Jabber doesn’tunderstand why he had to get up 4 am to feed Seven, it’s the funniest thing listening to him sleepy grumble about “Who the fuck wakes up at this hour asking for milk, who tf you think you is? Santa, lil nigga? Let your mama sleep..”

-Hearing him say “Your mama,” makes it harder for you not to give him another one

“Come on, let’s see what mama want”

“Did you ask your mama?”

“Whatcha mama say? She said no? Then no, sit over here with me.”

-School started for Seven and you’ve never seen a man so nervous, that’s when the true feelings came out, he didn’t want Seven to experience school like how he experienced it, so you know once Seven got on that bus for the first time he was A FUCKING MESS. When he came home and told him everything that went down, it eased his nerves.

-Took everything for him not to check him out 2 hours in

-Immediately started locing his hair as soon as you could grip it, he was not playing 😭, started school off with a cute little taper fade, ended it with starter locs

-Morning routines were the best part of your day, you’d wake up Seven and get him started while you made breakfast for everybody. You’d listen to Jay get up and give his little talks to seven in the bathroom that would have you crying in the eggs

“We got this today right? We gon make mama proud?”

“Yeah! Mama said—she said that—that I always make her proud.”

“Yeah you do lil man, you make US both proud..”

How does a nonbinary ninja kill people?

(They/Them)

But in all seriousness- I don’t have much canonical reasoning for Nonbinary! Ninja Brian- it just feels right, y’know?

And it goes without saying, this is just my interpretation of the character! That being said-

Ninja Brian just doesn’t care about gender.

Ninja Brian does what he wants, and doesn’t particularly care if his actions correlate to the shape of his genitals.

Ninja Brian is mostly indifferent on manhood (everybody get your giggles out now), but has never felt as though it was a particularly apt — let alone relevant — descriptor of him. (NB is fine w/ he/him pronouns, but doesn’t really care in general.)

Especially in comparison to Danny Sexbang and Lady Killer, both of whom put (excessive, in Ninja Brian’s eyes) emphasis on affirming their respective gender identities.

TLDR - He’s not a man. He’s not a woman. He’s Ninja Brian.

also, he’s just strongly correlated with the colors black, yellow, and purple… + Ninja Brian? … NB? …c’mon you guys i cannot be the only one seeing this

- we’ve got chemistry by @mavericsohn

- splash by @sankyeom

- frozen by @timextoxhajima

so I’m curious abt jay/jabber and what he would be like in a ‘serious’ relationship? Like would he settle his lil’ ass down and make a good man or would he be on bullshit? bc i feel like he’s a lover boy on the low but he’s has commitment issues.

also, how does he and eren differ when it comes to keeping reader ‘out of their business’, when it comes to dealing? like do they try to hide or are they trapping out the apartment while she’s on the couch?

idk I’m just so invested in this story! 😭🫶🏾 I hope u have a good day boo!

Oh hey baby love!!! My door is always open for you and you came over with something GOOD to eat??? Take a seat and use that pretty head for me yeah?

Song in Mind: Nobody’s Perfect-J.cole

SN: Picturing this fine ass man driving with this song on, summer time, he has such a 2010s kinda vibbeeeeee he gives old school.

-What I see for Jay is him making you his ol' lady at first, you handle yo business he handles his and he'll see you when he sees you

-Which of course meant whenever he wanted, you put it on him too crazy after that night Eren had you fucked up and ever since then this nigga IS EVERYWHERE.

-Outside your job, outside yo house since you told him Erens schedule, he even pulled up on you and Liyah one night downtown talking about some “keeping the peace” only to be glued to yo hot ass all night.

-A lover boy with BADDDD commitment issues, with a cupful of attachment issues, just because the dick is good don’t mean his mental all the way together

-Have y’all heard this man talk? If you were quick to argue with Eren, Jay danced on your last nerve like he invented the move his damn self.

-“Mmcht, you trippin right now, watch yo fucking mouth talking to me..”

“I’m talking at you now what? You can’t sit up at my job like this! Eren could pull up and you sitting in my face..”

-“Let him then! He man enough to go back and forth with yo ass, He man enough to see me.”

“So you cool with me popping up at yo place at anytime I want?”

He blows a breath at you turning his head the the side, rolling his eyes.

“Exactly.”

You knew what you were getting into at the club when he kept it short after you asked “Where’s yo wallet? You not worried about nobody snagging yo pockets?”

-“I’m doing my own thing right now, you know?”

-Eren was more open about it after you told him you smoked and he only wanted you smoking his shit so you kept it that way…mixing some of Jay’s in for a harder push.

-Jay moves out his crib, Eren moves for someone else. (heheheheheheheh)

-When you started ‘talking’ to Jay, he kept it respectful, keeping you in the room while his boys were over, getting out of the car to talk to his customers..

-Then he opened up more about what really goes down one night you got him wine drunk all because he wanted to mess around and sip some of your “juice” he liked to call it

-He’s THAT type drunk, oh but baby that Repasado!!?? Or that brown? get you tore threw the mattress every time. He drunk that moscato and fucked around and made love to you that same night.

-I’m talking about Knockin the boots, heavy breathing, deep confession kinda love—he didn’t let you go home to Eren, he had to have you!

-He had your legs folded like his t shirts towards your chest, slow stroking you into a coma while whispering to you that he loved you, how he loves this pussy and how was so much better than Eren.

-He fucked you so good, you started cooking at his house wearing nothing but his t-shirt and some slides

-he HATESSSSS it now whenever you tell him Eren’s at the house, especially since he got yo location.

-You got cool with his friends so now you had to be extra careful in public, it was like having the secret service on you but they a bunch of snitches.

-Title changed from “lil friend” to “yo girl”, they even got comfortable enough to talk “business” around you, making a couple deals yourself when nobody he trusted was at the house (hehehehehehe plot point)

“I seen yo girl with Eren today..”

“Yo girl ain’t home like she said she was..” You can’t take a break

-Eren’s getting antsy on why you’ve been “going out” lately like he’s gotta right to asking you where you going. He turned off his location from a bad fight and never turned it back on so why keep yours on?

It got bad enough to where you put a finger on his chest to confront him about it and he shoved you, throwing his hands up like he wanted to do something.

-You told him that he had you fucked up!! But you didn’t even have to pick up the phone to call, the nigga just so happen to stop by to cuss you out since you pissed him off a couple days before…for turning off yo location.

-The only difference is he had a bottle of yo favorite liquor in his hand to apologize…and maybe beat Eren’s ass🙂🙂

-Moral of the story, this nigga in a serious relationship is a long bumpy ass highway rollarcoaster, you gon scream, get hungry, and wonder where your going or if the drive it worth it.

Then when you get to the destination it’s like winning the lottery with your last dollar, something you’d never thought in a million years could be possible.

Oh my…i think i rambled there..You don’t mind me going on right??🩵

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