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“...what’cha looking at, huh.“ He didn’t like this thing. He had no idea why the queen would keep it around, other than her own sick entertainment - and quite possibly to annoy the enforcer himself. They had never been on the best terms anyways...
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"Hear me out! Sesame Street themed. Imagine you're dressed as Big Bird... Your guests are all sat on inflatable chairs-- the one you put in swimming pools! And as the bride slowly makes her way up the isle, the Jaws theme plays. Duhh duh. Duhhhh duhh-- and the cake is served in a trash can that is strolled around in a trolley. Your guests reach into the can and grab a handful of cake. It's GENIUS. And there's bouncy castles and stuff. Sand pits?"
Sigma furrowed his brow. Either Hammond was joking or his clients were of a very different demographic than the one he was currently trying to work with. Considering the date, Sigma elected to go with the former.
"Hold on," he interjected with a lifted finger. "This all sounds wonderful, but it seems to be missing something."
He tapped his finger to his bottom lip a mere two as he thought before rocketing it into the air.
"I've got it," he gasped. "I see not one method for us to go to the moon and enjoy our moon cheese with crackers in your planning."
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//Listen, Siggy is one of two people she’d die for. Anyone that messes with him is gonna have their asses handed to them on a moldy dish plate because a sparkling, silver platter is too good for them.
You know, when I squint and look at you, your mask looks like a smiley face. How adorable.
Behind the mask, the reaper looked at the holes of his mask and attempted to cross his eyes. Squinting and crossing his eyes, maybe he’d see it. All he saw was a V, perhaps a big nose hole if creative. Maybe something like a General Grievous face from those early 2000′s movies. Bottom line: NOT a smile. ...Attention reverted back to the gerbil, hamster, thing. The masked man stared, as if expecting something better would be said.
❝ Hmph. ❞ He was unimpressed, to say the least.
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(( "it's just a prank, bro"
I’ll give you a prank.
BITCH.
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Cute; Closed; Cont.
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Sombra grinned and held her hands up placatingly. "Of course! I meant no offense, Mr. Hamster, sir. Sir, right?"
Was it wrong of her to be thrilled that a childhood dream of talking to animals was coming true?
"I haven't seen someone of your...kind, up close like this. I have nothing to compare you to." He was still so fucking adorable. Could she hug him? Stars above, she wanted to hug the stuffing out of him.
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𝙳𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚂 /. HE WALKS WITH DEATH, as death walks with he. his death, not restored by an all-seeing grace but a curse, the punishment of sin from the past. it's no wonder the reaper is so bitter and to the brim with anger. the ridicule he suffered... now this.
❝ great. first that annoying monkey. now... whatever you are. ❞
@ask-hammond said: "You can have a little rights... As a treat."
“...“
Says a fucking hamster.
