@daemoniumsmajesty​ asked:
âťť Looking back on my life, I guess my biggest regret is trying to fight that alligator 5 minutes ago. âťž not looking at the styrofoam alligator broken in half behind them.
The Onion || Accepting
   “I don’t know. I’d say you came out on top.” Yes, he sees it. And is very amused.












