#askdefilicus

"Your friend, they seem unruly. Mmm, we were talking about just a little bite after all. How very rude of them. I am sure, my dinner would introduce themselves before they begged for my attention~ Such is the way of the foolish flesh, they know whom they provoke. Yet they proke and prod, did they think, we might react to such tomfoolery? This is not a challenge for your heart my dear. I grow tired of thish little masquerade, they know nothing of such beauty. Otherwise they would run after...

"I need to take a few steps back then, I was about to just consume this one for dinner.", awkward laughter would resume as if one was in a grand, empty, hall. Then it would resume, "Hilarious, so you seem like food, but are not food. I've for your luck, met creatures like you before, to them we say, hello, very good to meet you, don't be afraid, I won't bite you, unless it feels funny at the time.", echoing around before fading to nothing again, but the presence of being stared at would remain..

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... I get it now. You're drunk. Maybe drink some water and have a good night's sleep and we can talk when you're sober.