#askcocky

"See GB? Told ya Boybrush here would like my cupcakes!" "I never doubted that, y'know."

Sometimes you just need to float about and chill.

5 - “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

Cocky’s arms were crossed as he sat on the stool look at the lanky human in the well-tailored black suit examining himself in the various mirrors. “I dunno, Cocky, you sure this isn’t too much? What’s wrong with wearing my coat anyways?”

“Mate, you ALWAYS wear your coat. This is suppose to be your vow renewals! You have to make it special!” Cocky rolled his eyes.

“Yeah, I guess…”  Guybrush turned around to examine the front, his back now turned to the lagomorph who was staring at him. “Still, I finally get what everyone has been saying about my weight, I look like a stick figure… would have thought I would have had some kind of muscles.”

“You do… you just hide it in that coat of your’s and only Elly gets to see you topless.” Cocky mumbled the last part. “And pants-less.”

Guybrush stopped adjusting his cuffs and looked over at the lago. “Huh?”

“Nothing, just that you don’t go the extra mile for Winnie or, y’know, me.”

“Cocky, she’s my wife, of course I’m gonna–” Guybrush stared for a moment and a smirk appeared on his face, crossing his arms. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?” 

“What?!” Cocky’s ears stood up and he quickly looked away, blushing. “N-no! No, I’m not jealous!”

“You totally are!” Guybrush let out a laugh, “You’re jealous!”

“LA LA LA LA, NOT LISTENING!” Cocky shouted as he pulled his hoodie to hide his head. “CAN’T HEAR YOU IN SWEATER TOWN!”

“Awwww, Cocky!” Guybrush walked over to hug the lago who was just yelling profanities. 

“Is it wrestling?”